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H*nest Meditation Positive Reviews

Lifesaver appWhen I had a terrible boss, a coworker recommended this to me. After particularly bad days, I’d play the 15 minute version while trying to fall asleep. It took several nights before I was still awake to hear the end. The worst day caused me to play it 4 times. The only way it could be more helpful would be to not be so funny. I’ve played the two minute version for coworkers who were struggling with @$&# colleagues. It #%¥&@ works like magic! Thank you Jason! P.S.: best user support ever. When an Apple update made it stop working, Jason himself replied, and within 2-3 days, it was working again..Perry hard to find a nicknameVersion: 1.6

Life SaverThe best way I can describe this meditation is the Sanskrit term satyagraha “holding onto truth.” It’s not about what Gandhi said about turning ridicule into respect—although it does very much do that. But what I love about this is its sincerity. It’s the meditation I always turn to; it relaxes me in my most troubled state. It’s disarming, charming, intellectual and honest in the best of ways. It was one of the few things, and by far the most important, during the darkest time in my life. And it is now an everyday staple for me and my girlfriend. This needs to be more than $2, and if I could rate it more than 5 stars I would..Dave LightbringerVersion: 1.6

Joy in a sometimes bleak worldThis app has been the best investment I’ve ever made in an app purchase. Whenever I’m stressed out by other people, this is a perfect salve. It is real and effective guided meditation. It also helps me smile and laugh when I need it most. The humor is intentional and very effective. It provides a therapeutic release of negativity and helps me relax without all the woo woo, new-age garbage. If you want to enjoy life, this app is worth every penny..DrylaidVersion: 1.6

REALLY EFFECTIVE!I got this app almost 4 years ago for fun but the last two days some rude and wrong people messed with me early in my day. After doing a little EFT refocusing, H*nest Meditation brought me to a deep, relaxed, balanced, optimistic reset more than my regular meditations would have. This is so great. BLESS MR. Headley for this great service to humanity. Thank you! Ahhhh. Buying his book to support him and this work more...I’m serious!.Starheir EkdVersion: 1.6

Lbest meditation app for a **** day...OK, I am a former sailor, Vietnam vet, fluent in obscenity in several languages, and Richard Pryor fan and I love this app. (Full discosure, I also volunteer in our hospital's spritual care office do I consider myself....well rounded?) If 10% happier (which I also love) is the 'religion neutral" guide to meditation, this is, indeed, the Armed Forces / Heathen version. And it works for me on many days..Tom TeeVersion: 1.6

Best meditation I’ve ever tried!!!This is not your run of the mill meditation! I have trouble meditating. This is the ONLY meditation that I can actually do. And it works every single time. It gets rid of the stress that I’m feeling and it helps me to recenter and move through whatever is stressing me at the time. This meditation is hilarious, but it actually works! I highly recommend!.LissafillerVersion: 1.6

This is amazing!I absolutely love this. After the first few minutes the first time you listen to it of giggling it becomes the perfect meditation exercise. Well, almost perfect. I wish they'd offer a 30 minute version instead of 15 minutes as the longest one..JdropekVersion: 1.3

Please update Health App with MindfulnessI want to give this app five stars, because I think it’s wonderful. But what I would really truly happily enjoy having is points on my mindfulness in the Health app after having used it. Meditation is meditation is meditation, so even if I’m chuckling, it’s still mindfulness. So it should still count..Alec LeamasVersion: 1.6

Why?Why don't you guys have more of these? This is wonderful. I realize it's been two years since your last update but I would just love more of these, this has been the most helpful app for my anxiety. Even my therapist is impressed..AKNerdVersion: 1.3

OM .... Gosh The BestThis is the best! If you ever pay for an app, make sure it is this one! You won't regret it. Unless you are a prissy who gets offended by cuss words, in that case, move along. This is the best and most effective way to meditate. No nonsense and keeping it real. Three ring circle you call your life... love it 😍👍.AngeLofLourdesVersion: 1.3

First: hilarious. Then: effective.My go to meditation app. After a few listen throughs, once I stopped laughing, I realized it actually is a straight up fantastic guided meditation. But...you know, with profanity. I’ve almost run out of people to gift this to. Can’t recommend it enough..WidgettVersion: 1.6

Nothing mattersI believe that nothing matters unless I make it matter. These meditations made me realize that I’m the problem. I have been holding my breath way too long. Need to breathe that crap out..Reprise ASAPVersion: 1.6

Cancer Freaking StinksI was just having a bad day physically and mentally. I just had arrived for my treatment and my nurse came in and asked how I was, I broke out in tears, we sat and talked and then she took out her phone and told me to close my eyes and listen to this app. WELL MY TEARS HAD TURNED INTO A BURST OF LAUGHTER!!.Babsrn65Version: 1.4

Best meditationThese meditations are the best. You are saying what we are actually thinking. Saying what we wish we could say. Saying what is in our minds. Release the negativity..Js19670102Version: 1.6

Epically funny, strangely peacefulNot only is this reliably able to make me cry with laughter, every time, but it has the magical effect of actually giving me the calm, happy feeling afterwards that real meditation is supposed to provide. Worth every penny..FernstyleVersion: 1.3

Useful and funny! Best app in my phoneThis is perfect, both as a meditation tool (yes it works!) and as the cause of real stress relieving belly laughs. The only way it could be better would be if Jason were to add more guided meditations. Please, Jason, please..RedhairedrockheadVersion: 1.6

Fantastic!I listen almost every day. Great having different lengths of time to give you just what you need. Funny and relaxing. Not for the sensitive. You’ve been warned..Legend40Version: 1.6

The real dealI have failed at meditating my whole adult life. Part of it is my inability to get past the woo-woo language. This guy gets it. Worth much more than the 1.99!.DivajessieVersion: 1.3

FantasticWay to go in combining a very unique every day meditation tool with such real life positive cognitive thoughts to remember to help bring down those daily stresses faced in our lives..WedontwritereviewshaVersion: 1.3

Love itThis is one of the best meditations I've found. It speaks to me in my own language and makes me feel incredibly calm in the end. Highly recommended!.Dana 213Version: 1.3

Best meditation appI absolutely love this app it's the best guided meditation app there is. Defiantly helps you relax. The only thing I wish it had was apple health support. Best 2 bucks I've ever spent..CometOfWarVersion: 1.3

Love this meditation. Still cracks me upNormally I don't bust out laughing during meditation, but this made me. Oh the goats, ranch hands and the committee...just breathe in strength and breathe out BS. Totally worth the price..JshinabeVersion: 1.3

Too much stressMy massage therapist actually played this for me. I LOVE it, my mind is typically to busy to meditate but the humor in this helps me to stay focused and laughing releases so much here of my stress!!!!.Kb9189Version: 1.6

Purchase this, trust me!2, 5, 10, 15 minutes of peace is worth any amount of money..QuitcheatingVersion: 1.6

Epic.If you rate this app at anything less than 5 stars, then you are exactly the type of flightless sh1tb1rd this app works to heal against. Epic app..RadiowavezVersion: 1.3

Best Meditation Ever!I love this app! When life gets you down this will make you laugh out loud. It’s Honest! 💕.Overworked and exhaustedVersion: 1.6

Need this on my apple watchThis is the best stress reliever ever! Wish I could get the app on my Apple Watch..Cpat77!Version: 1.6

GoldIt’s funny until you take it serious. Then it turns to gold..KnowwonderbandVersion: 1.6

Please make more!This is the ONLY meditation app that has worked for me. I’m begging you. Please expand the app or make more!!.Reester18Version: 1.4

Surprisingly epic.I do this daily, morning and evening (if not in between clients at work); and it's extremely calming and helpful..Young's wifeyVersion: 1.3

Simply breath out bull sh-I love the concept, but I wish there was more like an option to remove the background music. The app also crashes when I’m skipping a part of audio clip..BambinabaoVersion: 1.6

Apple WatchWishing for an Apple Watch app!!! Love this and it would be wonderful to not just have it on my iPhone!.KittenspurrVersion: 1.4

Fu@king worth every penny !!!For the price of a cup of coffee. Why wouldn't you make your life fu@king better! It puts a smile on my face every time. Love this!!!.L.L.RVersion: 1.3

Funny butClever and funny and I might really use it if he didn’t talk continually. I prefer guided meditations with periods of silence; he becomes just one more irritation. I got exasperated and quit partway through the ten-minute meditation..TexYorkerVersion: 1.6

😏Fall asleep every night listening to this..SusannasMommyVersion: 1.3

Best meditation app ever!Listening to these meditations puts a smile on my face. Please add more!.RonJ1Version: 1.6

AlarmReally love this app. I wish it had an alarm setting feature..WordsNColor88Version: 1.3

Somewhat relaxing but mostly distractingHe should talk less often for this to be more relaxing. A lot of talk too often to really meditate.NunnyjennyVersion: 1.3

Excellent reminder...This guy's voice is SOOOO relaxing too....Gorgeous GalVersion: 1.3

Every Veteran Should DownloadThis is a fantastic tool for veterans dealing with stress..PCL4UVersion: 1.6

Super DuperPretty solid guided meditation...with some funneh added in for good measure..Don't Punch BabiesVersion: 1.3

Finally!🖕✌.SnappyKyleVersion: 1.3

My favorite meditation!Yes, really!.Genie7-7-7Version: 1.3

Love this!This app speaks to my soul.Vballrach1Version: 1.3

BestBest $$ spent.MaDukes75Version: 1.3

Full of sass but genuinely real and truly helpful!I love this so much. It’s cheered me up, relaxed me, de-stressed me, and I’ve never regretted listening. Worth every penny!.Sparkly*7Version: 1.6

Best by farI’ve shown this meditation to so many people who suffer from anxiety or insomnia, or who just need help letting go. Everyone loves it. Super effective and uniquely hilarious. 10/10 highly recommend!.LuckyluxieVersion: 1.4

It worksIt’s hilarious and it works..NippleplayVersion: 1.4

Fcukin PerfectThis is the only guided meditation I can relax to. I might be a redneck if ...... That other “normal” crap that most people listen to just amps me up, increases anxiety and then I just feel angry..Tks4thisVersion: 1.4

THE BEST APP TO USE TO FALL ASLEEPI can’t relax using “normal” meditation sounds ........ BUT ....... HONEST MEDITATION is THE app (besides the sound of a car purring) for me to fall asleep to. I’m always asleep before it is finished. I totally recommend this to anyone who is a bit red neck, feels like the world is against them, and swears a lot. This is such a great app. 10/10 👍.YES!ICANFINALLYSLEEPVersion: 1.6

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H*nest Meditation Negative Reviews

Can’t use with the recent updatedListened to this all the time and last night got the updates. If I click on app the screen comes up but hit a time and the screen disappears. Please fix!.JennygloVersion: 1.5

H*Nest MeditationFunny and unexpected, but I didn't find it helpful to meditate. Instead of being led into a meditative state, my mind kept thinking about what silly thing will be said next..Trying to MedVersion: 1.3

Doesn’t work anymoreI used to love it, but it’s not working with the updates. It’s disappointing when I paid for it..AnnoyedenoughtoreviewVersion: 1.5

15 Minutes Is A Crime Against HumanityThey need to offer loop to a full one hour. 15 minutes not enough for a good nap 😴. I can’t give it more than one star..AsaintfortVersion: 1.4

I wish I could give it 5It keeps closing every time I try to play it 🙄.Bhadbahbie27Version: 1.4

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