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South Park: Phone Destroyer™ Positive Reviews

Love! Played for six months now, Only few minor consCon (few): It is hard to get certain cards it’s about luck, and which doctor Token is stupid strong and needs to be nerfed lol. I quit games when I see him. Can be hard to upgrade your cards, as materials start to thin out severely when you get further in the game. But just be patient and they will come and replay story mode episodes. That is as long as you don’t want to spend money. Pro: This game is one game that I play every single day and I have been for the past six months. It’s really funny with the sounds and voices that are in the animations when you lay down a character and what they say sometimes. They even keep up with the new shows! They still add in new cards which I love. The card art is amazing and I even have been tempted to make some my phone background lol. I have been playing for six months and still haven’t finished the full story because it can get extremely hard really fast, but that’s just because you have to upgrade your decks which can take some time. And it’s good that you can’t just finish the story really quickly, leaves you something to look forward too and it feels so good when you take down that boss you have been struggling on. In conclusion: This is a amazing game and probably the only mobile game I’ve ever played everyday for this long. As long as your willing to put time into this game (again assuming you don’t want to buy card packs) it can be great..BigolCVersion: 2.9.6

Packs too pricey, not enough rewardsI am an avid gamer for over 16 years. I have experienced it all and I definitely have the sense of when a game is not optimized to its fullest potential. This game is very fun, no doubt about that, but the problem with the game seems to be how slow it is to collect the cards you want, or the upgrades you need. If you do not have a lot of money to spend, do not expect to reach level 4 with any cards until about a month or more in - that’s insane considering the first days releasd people had level 4 cards in pvp- meaning they have spent over 50$ already. I really think you guys need to either drop the pack priced in half, or have the packs drop double the loot. Each pack contains only about 15-50 level up items- which in game relates to about one card level for ONE CARD if you get lucky. That’s pretty ridiculous. There needs to be more rewards so people can advance in the game faster if you want them to keep playing. With my gaming experience, if you leave the costs and rewards the same, you will likely lose “free to play” people very fast and steadily until the game is only playable when you buy stuff since only the hardcore players will be left. Once that happens your game is dead and will not come back no matter how hard you try because people already have a negative stigma about the game. Think destiny, they lost so much of their fan base for good even tho they came out with a new game because of not listening to their fan base. Hopefully you add these Changes so the game doesn’t die.Spacious tacoVersion: 2.2.0

It’s a love hate relationshipLove the game. Great job. However, even when I have perfect Wi-Fi signal I can still lose connection to the PVP arena. This causes an uncontrollable amount of range due to the fact that a disconnection counts as a loss. Disconnections and draws should count as neither a plus or a negative. There is seriously nothing more frustrating than being in a position to win a match and then losing connection to the server and therefore losing the match. I am an adult with a job which means I have a very narrow window of opportunity to play the game during the week. I try to open at least one PVP pack a day but losses for disconnections demoralize me and often lead to non-completion of the requirements for the PVP pack. I don’t mind losing matches, I mind losing matches that I should’ve one for something that is out of my control. Other than that, my only complaint is man bear pig. I think you have given pre-order customers enough of a Headstart. You should be offering man bear pig in packs or for purchase, or easy alternatives to defeat him to other players. Seriously, I would spend money on single cards. I understand the idea of keeping it fair by making it a chance based system, but it’s not fair because people with the opportunity to play the game for extended periods, increase the probability of obtaining good cards. Man bear pig has become overwhelming when combined with Ninjew Kyle and/or Pope Timmy. Anyway, other than those two things the game is awesome. Great job!.UnbleepableVersion: 2.3.0

I have this game downloaded to 3 phones, it’s that addictingThis game is great, especially if you love South Park. You get little voice clips and an entrance animation from each character as you play their card. The story mode is great and gets progressively more difficult, as it should. You don’t have to spend money to enjoy the game, you don’t have to buy card packs to get a crazy card pull. You can get them in free packs or you can earn them after destroying 5 phones in pvp mode or from lockers after you win your matches. You get to open 3 for free and you can watch ads to open additional lockers for more rewards. You can also earn packs of cards through events which are held basically daily! If you do have a little money to spend, I suggest buying the battle pass each season. It’s definitely worth the purchase, you get way more than what you pay for but, if you don’t buy the battle pass, don’t worry, they’ve got you covered with a free side of the battle pass as well, you could just potentially earn more if you do buy the battle pass. Thank you for taking your time reading my review. I have this game on 3 phones, 2 old phones I use Wifi with and my most recent upgrade. I truly appreciate the creators of this game. I’m currently watching South Park while playing South Park lmaoooo.OnlyRealObeezyVersion: 5.0.0

The Way ALL Mobile Games Should Be..First off, I am a huge fan of all things Matt & Trey so on that note I must admit I’m a tad biased. Regardless, my problem with practically all mobile games are Micro-Pays and the fact that in most cases it is impossible to obtain or complete certain in-Game specials/events/etc but that is not the case here! You receive a free pack of cards every 4 hours and it will allow an additional pack to build up so after 8 hours you can open two consecutive packs. After every battle you win (whether campaign or pvp) you can open 3 lockers and if you don’t get what you wanted you have the option to open additional lockers with in-Game currency. Also every 4 hours you can earn a pack of cards by winning 3 pvp battles. There’s two different in-game shops that shuffle inventory every 24 hours and offer items to purchase using the in-game currency you earn by playing. It is ENTIRELY possible to obtain the best cards, complete special events and upgrade your deck WITHOUT spending a dime of real money. Since the game is actually fun in every aspect it makes you want to spend real money on improving your deck. I buy the 500 cash for $4.99 every couple of weeks to have a little currency for opening lockers and I play constantly so it goes a long way. There are some glitches here and there that get a little irritating now and then but that is to be expected so all in all, I really can’t say a bad thing about it.. Sorry for the length, but I hope it helps!.BbyBttJksnPtrVersion: 2.3.0

The only review you will needFirst off get Game Center. You can't play without it. Now, some friends of mine could not get the game to work on their phone, neither could I. I had to get this game on my IPad. Game will crash every now and then which could keep you from getting rewards if it crashes before opening lockers. You can only have 2 themes in your deck so you can't use all cards you collect. During the games story you will have to play PvP to continue. You also have to reach high ranks in PvP in order to unlock the chance to get new cards. Other minor bugs like being attacked by a character while waiting for the boss animation to finish. Also some bosses break the rule of having two of the same characters out at the same time while you can't. Getting card packs isn't that easy and all good packs cost premium currency. Once you adjust to all these problems this game is great. All characters are voiced and everything looks and feels 100% South Park. Needing to do PvP is that much of a pain because you do get rewarded with a pack of cards. LOTS of replay ability, you can replay levels and the rewards keep changing up. Real fun when you play with other friends. Some friends who have played clash royal have told me it's not very similar so if you think it's going to be the same expect some changes. But my one last gripe is that there's no chef. Once Chef is added to the game i will truly be able to enjoy the game, but I definitely recommend this game 100%..Bugs bunny 333Version: 2.1.0

Good game, needs some workFirst off, I am a die-hard Southpark fan, so there’s that. This is a very well-done game, and I enjoy most of the features, as well as the tongue-in-cheek tips on people who are playing. That said, guys, you REALLY need to work on the PvP portion. I don’t mind the pairing/pay-to-play: it’s why you guys are able to develop games like this and make a profit. What bothers me is the glitches. Specifically, many of the damage-related “Warcry” features glitch out frequently (around 20% for me). Often damage does not log, and this seems to only happen in the other character’s favor (maybe that’s just my perception). Also, you seriously need to remove the Defeat default if the game thinks the connection goes goofy. I get that you don’t want people restarting the app mid-match to avoid a loss, but I would be at least 10 levels higher in PvP, if it weren’t for the game saying my connection went bad mid-match. This often happens when I have 4-5 bars of cell service, and there is no lag whatsoever in the match. Then, out of nowhere, instant defeat. This tells me there’s a good chance the issue is not on my end. I understand the purpose of this programming, it’s just VERY frustrating for those of us who aren’t trying to cheat the system, and get hosed anyway. Thanks for any improvements you can make on this, and as always, Matt and Trey, keep doing what you’re doing. You are a bulwark of sanity and grounding in this world that seems to be spiraling more and more toward Politically Correct stupidity..Handshanz87Version: 2.4.1

It’s good but ffs fix the glaring issuesI never write reviews but after the last match I played I’ve felt the need to point this out. Overall it’s a good game. It’s your typical fun leveling/collecting card game. I also appreciate the frequent updates and in game events, but please fix the following two main, almost game breaking bugs before any more events. The first one is that sometimes characters will get hit and not lose health. Either that or it will show them losing health and then they gain it back immediately. This is probably due to some bug with characters dying as they land the hit, and it happens too frequently to just be overlooked. The MAIN reason I’m writing this is for the second huge issue that I just experienced and have experienced multiple times. If you “win” a match and get your opponent to zero health, the characters still move around for a few seconds after the match should be over. During this time, if the match was close, in those few extra seconds after you already “won” the opponents characters can hit you and cause you to get to zero health. This has resulted in a loss for me EVERY TIME ITS HAPPENED. That means no rewards and a loss in rank for a match that I “won” but because the characters move for the few seconds that it displays “Victory” it somehow allows for them to land hits when the game is over then changes it to a “Defeat.” It’s embarrassing that this is allowed to happen in a competitive game where some people spend real money. Until these issues are fixed I can’t give this app more than 3 stars..JoetheIpodProVersion: 2.4.1

Got addicted when i started playingFirst let me say i wasn’t really into South Park but the games always made me laugh and the art style was appealing to me as well as the name “Phone Destroyer”; it made me think of me playing this game so much that my batter would already be so low after so long of playing the game, which i can see happening. The rules, strategies, and details of how the game works is fairly quick to understand which is good. The card packs idea with different rarity reminds me of other games but the phone like animations, and interacting with opening the packs with your finger...just things like that I really dig about this game. It’s a shame you can only play online though, but I do beg and ask of this company, “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE allow this game to be played offline somehow, some way, it deserves it, that’s how badly I want to destroy phones even mine!😂” If there is a way, there should be a way to add friends? I could be thinking a bit too much for this one game that’s good how it is right now. My point is, I highly recommend giving this game a try, I overlooked it once but I couldn’t help it the second time to tap the “get” button; which is another thing i am surprised in a good way about this game...it’s a free ticket to a lot of time to waste. Keep up the good work!🔥❤️.Ludicrous PapiVersion: 3.0.1

Awesome but not awesome-oGOODSIDE: First off, this game is a lot of fun, I come from Clash Royale which was my first game that I really got into, but South Park PD has these team events that are fun. Sometimes its featuring the use if some specific cards, sometimes its a team effort to get a certain randomly dropped item and along with your personal meter that gives you prizes at a certain stage, there is ALSO a team total that gives you ADDITONAL prizes on a scaled up version of your personal meter. The card systems are cool too, you have 4 factions but you can only have two per deck which makes it challenging and skews the possibility of being too overpowered, though theres still some balancing that needs done, but this is typical with a game like this. DOWNSIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Some of the bugs in this game wreck the experience, and there are a number of them, from already dead characters getting full health but standing idle and becoming targets again, connection errors on good connection, dropped games that give you the defeat even if you were winning, and theres also a supreme fault with the matchup system, youll play people with cards several levels higher than yours and youll have zero chance, which can get frustrating - definitely needs tweeking ubisoft. I recommend this game but dont spend money on decks or anything, big ripoff and you wont get the card you want. Maybe if they fix some of these glaring issues instead of adding more features like team play, I might actually invest money. Buyer beware..EnigmaofpuzzlesVersion: 3.0.1

South Park Fan Who Doesn’t Play Mobile GamesI cannot praise this game any higher than I typically do when I recommend it to friends. Similar to the Console games, perfectly captures the essence of South Park. That having been said, the most important quality for any mobile game is to be fun and rewarding. Not only is the game constantly rewarding the player, and thereby keeping them invested, it never manages to stop being fun. The moment you feel it has become repetitive, it throws a curve ball to keep you invested. As somebody who typically does not play Phone/mobile games, I seriously cannot recommend this game with any higher praise that I already have. Any mobile games that I have played, I’ve never spent any actual money through microtransactions. That having been said, I’d gladly put down a couple of small payments here or there because the game truly does feel as though it’s given me enough the rewarding experience to warrant a couple payments to continue having even more fun. even better, it certainly isn’t pay to wait, like most games on the mobile market. You can continue to play all day if you would like, as there’s always something new to try a replay. Again, I cannot recommend this game enough..AmethystEnthrallerVersion: 2.1.0

Fairly frustratingPhone Destroyer definitely lives up to its name when I find myself so frustrated that I want to smash my phone in a fit of rage like Kenny does in the game. Although I know that the game is still new it does come with its own end of annoying bugs or problems I found with the game. During pvp sessions I have found that my enemies characters have issues taking damage, or have found that some of my characters have been frozen in place after I brought them out and so they become completely useless during the battle and a waste of energy. PvP matching systems are in most cases fair but I have found myself with misfortune of being paired against someone who’s ranking is significantly higher than mine. Finally the story mode is fun to play but replayability becomes hard when I’ve repeated a level in hopes of better rewards and I’m only at level 5 and the enemies are already way stronger than mine when they barely posed a problem each level before mine and it’s not like getting upgrades for cards is an easy concept when my only methods are limited to making financial transactions, engaging in pvp combat and hoping I can get 3 wins for a pack, the occasional free pack, which is nice, or praying to god I get lucky with pve at higher rankings and manage to grind up high enough to get “better” loot drops. The game is fun to play but it’s slowly driving me mad..Warrin PeaceVersion: 2.1.0

ProblemsThere’s a few big glaring problems. 1)way too little currency for such high priced prem packs. Balance either the amount made or cost please. 2)only collecting at most a few cards from an entire overnight because it only collects 2 card packs. Work 8+ hours? Lose out on time potentially for an extra half pack time or more. 3)events are all PVP which is inherently biased due to the fact that players(ESPECIALLY paying players) are light years ahead of the story mode fights which have set amounts of enemies at set power. It also leads into 4 which is:4) the 2 theme limit. Despite the fact that the strongest characters for me cut across lines(example:an enforcer robot jimmy that because my deck is western-heroes(coon and the professor chaos)) I can’t actually use them all effectively which severely severely limits team power especially because upgrades for common themes(like western) are drawn even thinner by the randomized tiny drops of materials and coins so it’s not worth it for most cards. Eventually they’re too weak to use but I can’t swap them because that sheriff cartman or Coon is too strong to give up. To others point, medics like shaman token are very very powerful especially him because for some reason it seems like his power ability is almost always charged even after just using it and him not getting hits on enemies. In fact him and medicwoman Sharon are a big part of why I’ve gotten as far as I have; they’re powerful enough to heal savaged characters like a depleted tank or regular character(assassins die slightly too fast for them though) to good or full health..Cheshire XaoranVersion: 4.6.3

Pretty okay gameI am a long time fan of South Park, and I was exited when a friend told me about this game. I immediately fell in love with it and soon got addicted. However, don’t buy the game if you don’t want to experience raging. The first thing I would like to talk about is PvP. Not only is it very annoying that you are forced to fight pvp before continuing with the game, but the algorithm is very unfair and 9/10 times matches you with either hackers or people many levels ahead of you, and you have no chance of winning. The 2nd thing is the online part. You CANNOT play this without WiFi. I myself don’t want to use cellular to play a mobile game, but without it you cannot play at all, and I am not always connected to internet. There have also been several instances when I have been close to winning a pvp game, it says “slow connection” and either I lose or the game crashes. Also once I was fighting the SciFi Timmy boss, the game showed him fall out of his chair as I have just beaten him, the picture of Jenny shows up and the app crashes, because of internet. When I got back on, I had to do that hard battle over again. That experience is what drove me to make this review. Overall a great game, but there are a few problems like the need for WiFi and constant crashing that can be easily fixed..Phcoucopydd detoxify civicVersion: 2.0.2

Really for p2pThe game is fun. You’ve got the main story, and in order to advance through it, you have to pvp. The only way to get good card packs is through pvp, after “destroying 5 phones.” My problem is with the pvp matchup system. I’ve been playing for a while now and I’ve really noticed that I’ve been stuck for the past two months in the same general pvp rank range and the wizard cartman level. In order to advance through wizard cartman, I have to level up my characters, but in order to do so, I have to pvp to unlock duplicate cards and money. (To give perspective, wizard cartman has 721 hp and I have around 290.) Once you get to this level, you’re stuck and you cannot advance unless you pay to get better cards. I was rank 28 and new kid level 9, but I’ve been pared up with other people who are on the upwards of level 11 and 12, which inherently give them better, stronger cards (in the sense that they’re leveled higher than mine). My cards are roughly levels 2-3, but for the past two days I’ve been specifically getting people higher than me, with better cards they’ve obviously paid for. I’ve dropped down a whole four ranks because of the unfair matchup system. This morning alone, I’ve played six pvp games, and of those, five were higher new kid levels (which basically gives more hp and attack) and four had cards they’d paid for. I won two matches, guess which ones those were. I’ve heard the matchup system pairs you based on 1 rank level difference and 1-3 new kid levels difference, when it should be switched. I’d rather take on a new kid level 10 with a rank 27 than a new kid level 12 with a rank 24. It’s bogus.I rock u do 2Version: 3.0.1

ExpensiveI have played this game for three years when I downloaded it back in 2020 during the pandemic. It was really fun and addicting and I had no problems affording and spending money on this app. However, recently the app has taken a turn. While all my other apps work just fine, South Park phone destroyer grew too many glitches and technical issues. The game stopped connecting so I had to delete and reinstall several times. The screen would some times freeze when waiting for an opponent y to o begin a battle. What was worse of these recent issues was when I would win a battle it didn’t let me progress in rating and would give me invalid results. Ultimately, to avoid spending more money on this app, I went back to gaming on consoles like the PS 4, where the games only cost $50 and you can enjoy them so long as you keep them and your game console is still operating. Even than, a gaming console would only cost you $500 to $800 (PS 5). Nonetheless, I have spent well over $4000 on this app in the last three years and the support crew and developers can’t fix these issues or even address a customer with conversation. They just have a robot who reports your issues. The game is fun and addicting, but very expensive!.WichowaVersion: 5.3.4

Don’t believe everything you hearThis game really keeps you on your toes by using strategy and you being patient, IHaven’t spent one dollar on this game the developer gives you opportunities to upgrade your cards by creating new and interesting objectives on PVP matches that are very interesting. By that I mean you figure out and you strategies to outdo your opponents, By figuring out new strategies and being patient on learning how to defeat your opponent. They understand that all people don’t have the money to upgrade as fast as they want and I’ll think they are creating these opportunities for us to development, so if you trying to upgrade fast without spending money this ain’t the game for you. It takes patience and strategy also joining a team that helps each other grow, this also helps where you developing good Communication with teammates. That’s why I recommend you to give it a try because, The developers hard work keep you on your toes presenting new objectives to overcome and you figuring out the strategies necessary to overcome your objectives. It’s all about patients and strategizing the perfect outcome. This game is one of the most interesting games out there right now, that’s not all about spending money, if you don’t believe me please give it a try. I’m a person that’s not at the moment able to spend money on my extra curriculums activities, at the moment. That’s why I admire developers that give you the opportunity and understand what people are going through these days, that’s the kind of person’s that take the time to understand and research the proper way and make it possible for people like us to have the possibility to play a game without spending money. For that I thank y’all for making this interesting game full of objectives and not always spending $$$ to overcome them..Jessem35Version: 5.3.4

Used to love, but slowly getting annoyedSo I’ve been playing the game for a long time, and honestly this didn’t really bother me before until one of the most recent updates where you changed how the level system works with pvp. The problem that I have is the fact that every time there is a connection problem, it counts as a “defeat”. Honestly I’ve had it where my game was disconnected 10 games in a row! Which usually is fine cause whatever... internet problems. Recently though I’m angered while playing. If I hadn’t have been disconnected from so many matches, then my level would be way higher. That’s why I’m mad, because I can’t level up high enough to get the rest of the cards I need(which is only 4 cards). I keep getting matched with people 3-4 levels higher than mine, which is bs because it takes literally 2-4 characters just to demolish a single health bar of the opponent. Or I’ll face someone 3 levels lower than mine, though they somehow have all level 5-6 cards (which is physically impossible unless you purchase cards). So for over 6 months now I’ve been stuck in the same tier. I can’t get any higher because of the disconnected matches that count as losses, and because I’m being faced with people I don’t even have a chance of beating. It’s sad that I’m in the same tier too, because within the past six months all I’ve done is upgrade cards and I’ve gotten nowhere! It’s just really disappointing because I can’t play the game the way I want to! My win count on my record, isn’t nearly close to the amount I would’ve won without the connection problems. I’d legit be in legendary by now if it wasn’t for all the bs losses they call connection problems!.Burrrr247Version: 4.1.0

Too many CHEATERS!Let’s face it. This is an awesome game that is tainted by cheaters. It’s obvious when you are fighting someone who is cheating and there is not one thing you can do about it. I’ve spent literally hundreds of dollars on this game trying to keep up and it is impossible. I’m level 18 and I have a lot of my main cards leveled to a 1000, yet I’ll get destroyed in seconds by some level 10 who then gets to rub his easy victory in by spamming obnoxious emotes the entire battle. It’s always nice when an update happens. Because I always start to win battles at the beginning of updates. Since the cheaters need to update their cheats and I’ll get this tiny grace period of fair play. Also a CHEATER! Emote needs to be added to the game. It’s also frustrating when you play the Man Bear Pig event and make it to the end of the event, opening all the cards and not pull one Man Bear Pig Card! I then bought 4 Man Bear Pig packs with the promise of a better chance of pulling a rare MBP card and STILL did not pull a MBP card. It makes you feel like everyone is cheating after nonsense like that. Yet I also am guilty of cheating, myself by continuing to play this frustrating game. It’s great when it’s great though..MatttpotterVersion: 2.9.6

GREAT GAME, BUT WAY TO MANY ENERGY HACKERSSeriously Ubisoft. You are not dumb. Stop acting like there is not a problem when there is one. The game lags and crashes because of the significant amount of hackers running multiple clients for energy boosts, or just down right editing game coding with jailbroken devices. This is a seriously great game but you need to have a team led by someone with skills and ideas on how to catch these people. You spend so much time advancing so many things on the game and yet you fervently dent and reject any possibility of foul play. My suggestion- hire me, I will most definitely be able to eliminate this problem, I am not as technically savvy as most but in terms of deduction and my ability to think on my feet fast I can absolutely help your team make the game greater then all others in its category. So, Ubisoft. Let me ask you this; if I decided to work for you and I chose to do so as a reasonable wage. I’ll show you what I am capable of. I mean you would hire someone dedicated to making you great, just as much as you are. Shoot me a response, and not a cookie cutter bot response 🤷🏻‍♂️. Hope to hear back from you. Adam Z Lobbyist.USMC 770Version: 2.2.0

Good, yet need a lot of improvementsFirst of all I am a South Park fan since I was little, the show is just full of creativity and unexpected events that truly fascinates me. So when this game came out, I downloaded it. The general mechanic is pretty fun to play, it’s skill based yet not as frustratingly pay to win as clash royale. But on the other side, the game does not let you replay a level on the same difficulty unless you reach difficulty 15. And that’s pretty stupid because if you are not lucky enough, you could easily miss the reward you wanted. And the cards are REALLY hard to level up if the system is completely based on luck. Also the cards are very unbalanced, for example the legendary cards like Manbearpig and grand wizard Cartman are frustratingly expensive, and you can easily counter them with any assassin + sheriff Cartman and build a huge counter push on the back, but on the other side the legendary Bebe and ninjew card are way too overpowered and hard to counter. And the battle system is completely level based. But overall this game is still fairly new, it have bugs and crashes, but the idea is very original and I can see the developers put a lot of efforts on this free game. So I’m giving this a solid 4 out 5..Arashi InahoVersion: 2.2.0

I love it but...FIX THE BALANCE IN RANKING!Wow, it’s odd that Ubisoft has actually made another good game, surprisingly for phone! It’s interesting how I noticed that Ubisoft (or someone) knows how to sorta balance leveling between cards and your character. Everything is great...BUT, there’s a problem that’s just flat out annoying. The ranking system in this game is obvious garbage at some point, then there’s actually a good game. What makes some of the battles garbage against actual players? Well, image not knowing a certain subject and you’re in first grade of this subject, but you’re competing with someone that knows every single thing about two or three higher grades than you and you weren’t able to prepare for it. Their advantage is having a smarter brain, better plans, and notes that will obviously help them out on the test. Now, that sounds completely unfair, right? Guess what, the guy you’re competing with WILL win, in the game, if someone is 2 and definitely 3 levels higher than you, they will have better cards and their character will have more health along with stronger advantages that would completely out-damage you and just annihilate you. If you are trying to get rewards and go up rank, you would be stopped and be thrown back down rank, wasting time, just because a higher level is fighting you and the get the reward for easily defeating a lower rank. If you’re level 7 at a rank of 15, if you fight against a level 9 or 10 their cards are most of the time more upgrades than yours tanking everything and just push through you like nothing happened then you lose, and then you have to watch your rank go down because of an unfair fight. That’s all I have to say and I would give this game 3 stars but Isaac is so cute! “I’ll cut you!”-Isaac..Rapping RaptorVersion: 2.3.0

Grind Grind GrindUpdate: there is added complexity to the game once you begin to pile up your cards. There are a lot of things that still don't make sense though; there are multiple currencies that are not interchangeable (but kind of are?), and your experience is controlled. You will be matched with someone near your level for PVP, which means you will win exactly 50% of all games. If you win a few in a row and rank up, you will be put against people with far better cards who put you back down. Quickly you will begin to learn that losing on purpose is a time saver and sure enough, many of the games you play at higher rank will be against an AFK opponent. You will rank up again someone AFK, and then get the crap beat out of you by a higher level player when you rank up on the leaver. I'm bumping this to three stars because the art, sound, and the atmosphere are great. The shops, the currencies, and the pvp itself is trash terrible. -Blake Yerian Original: Once you get past all the fluff involving upgrades and other such nonsense it's just a complicated version of rock paper scissor grind. This game is obviously designed as a competitor to animation throwdown, and offers nothing new to mobile games other than southpark colored lipstick on the same boring old pig..Guy fox777Version: 2.3.0

Negative 5 starsThe developers of the game push for certain cards in the game to be bought in packs , only to nerf those cards (make those cards not as good). The developers leave bugs that effect game play go for months to years at a time, but If the bug effects their income the bug is fixed within the day. The developers and Buck essentially ignore majority of the feedback on their discord unless the whales want something done (players who spent the most money want a change to the game). Buck allows for F2P whales to get away with cheating in game and double standards on the discord where F2P whales can get away with stuff, while others are kicked. If even the slightest bit of criticism is given, the comment is deleted without a reason even given why. Your almost walking on egg shells in regards to giving any feed or talking about huge issues on the game such as hackers and anyone who cheats. They don’t communicate with members of the game/discord community , and often talk in circles like a politician avoiding important questions and topics..Therealskankhunt42Version: 4.6.2

Good, Bad, and downright stupid, but kinda funThe pros. If you like the south park world there’s a ton of characters from the various episodes that have aired. The pve maps aren’t bad and you can beat each lvl 15 times to earn various upgrade materials and cards for your faction. There’s the pros. The cons. Multiplayer blows. Apparently the devs never listened from the many complaints from other mobile games about match making. Your matched by tier not by your new kids lvl which makes multiplayer a frustrating and useless addition. How many games do you expect players to lose before they delete the game because it’s not fun to face players that are lvl 15 and up when your a level 12. The card lvls don’t matter as much as the health each new kid has. So if someone is a higher level they already have a handicap advantage over you in health. As I said card levels aren’t a issue because it does take a fair amount of luck to level cards so that’s spread evenly with the player base. Micro transactions are horrible. I haven’t spent any money on the game due to other players constantly reinforcing that it’s pointless. You get the same stuff you get in paid packs as you do in free packs. The only worth in game currency has is to refresh your ability to fight for pvp packs. To sum it up the game has some fun aspects to it but I’m a little jaded with this game because it suffers from the same problems other money hungry games push. You can’t compete, pay more money, you want to have fun, pay more money. You notice how reviews either say F2P or P2P? The T.V. Show is a platform for commentary on how stupid things are in the world sometimes. The devs should take a dose of what the show advocates and bring some Tegridy back to games. When the reviews were about whether a game sucked or was fun. Member?.This one guy named toddVersion: 3.0.1

FANTASTIC Game! But P2W element is extremeMake no mistake, coming from a lifelong South Park fan, this is an ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE mobile game teeming with nostalgia, plenty to do, and a bit of a learning curve. I've been playing this game for a many months now, haven't spent a single dime and I've enjoyed most of my time on it. However once you get past certain levels and ranks in both PVE & PVP the game becomes extremely Pay 2 Win. More often, You'll be pitted against players who have fully leveled and decked out their cards, who will just walk right over you. Thus making the pvp more stats-based. You get free card packs here and there and a chance to obtain pvp packs every few hours or so, but this proves not to be enough once you're deeper into the game. People who have paid a crapton of money will win regardless simply because their stats are higher than yours in every way possible. Also this game has one of the most unloving money hungry developers I’ve ever come across, they will nerf a whole theme of cards so people would buy other ones. The only things keeping me playing are purely the combat and my guild friends. Pros: Beautiful game Cons:Destroyed by Ubisoft like always..ErrCleVersion: 2.6.1

Fun at first, then blahThis is really fun and entertaining at first, then you reach about new kid Level 8 and everything changes. The story is still okay, although your starting deck draw becomes much more important. It’s the PVP that becomes virtually useless. Right around Level 8 you begin to draw pay players/higher-level players at about a 4 to 1 ratio. They will somehow play nearly twice as many cards with no energy boost, their kid will attack 50% more than yours, they can use the card boosts more often, and all of their cards are at least twice as strong as yours (even the same ones). Once you reach Level 8 and go into PVP, you know you’re losing before the match even begins if your opponent is at least the same level. It doesn’t matter what kind of deck you use, how you play, or in-match strategy - you just suddenly can’t compete against 80% of other players. To me, that just kills the entire game. It seems like a recurring theme in most apps with PVP, the matchmaking algorithm is likely oversimplified and doesn’t take enough factors into account to ensure competitive gameplay. A real shame, since this could be a really entertaining app..NjzeusVersion: 5.1.0

Good game but pay to play and pvp unbalancedI love South Park and do like the game. It’s sort of like clash royal. Getting cards and upgrading them. But the only thing about this game is the pay wall. The game gets hard. I don’t mind playing a game that requires strategy to win but in this game. It requires strong cards. I hate the fact that in the story mode. The computer is summoning cards you have no way of obtaining unless your willing to pay. And these are good cards with strong effects. I’m stuck on Kyle at lvl 26 because he is OP. Also, after you win you have to select 3 lockers out of many and hope you get at least 1 of the 3 best cards available in the lockers at that time. PVP is just unbalanced, your forced to play pvp to move further in the story mode. I was lvl 2 and played my 2nd match and the opponent I was faced with was just OP all around. He summoned the wolf and none of my cards could beat him. I may delete this app and just play my dragonball z legends. Now that game is epic !!!! Also clash royal did this style of play much better. Only thing with South Park that’s better is the story mode but again, story mode gets hard. Overall a good game but be prepared to pay or do massive grinding..Pyro199Version: 2.8.0

Great game, BUT... spend money, a lot, or you will not be able to progress laterI don’t mind spending a little or more money on a good game, and this game is really well designed and fun to play, addictive as heck, but once you get up to the high 40’s in PVP, at least myself, I just can’t advance, there’s so many lower levels that have higher characters and higher levels as well, that have had to have paid their butts off for these High level epic characters... especially these level 11, 12 people with all higher level chars than myself at level 15 and they are very difficult to win against due to their level 3 Epics and more. The go to for these people are nun Randy level 3, pope Timmy to revive him, level 3 program Stan and some others in those themes. Anyway, the game matches you up against these people who have much stronger characters, and you just can’t get passed it, unless you’re ready to sink a LOT of money into buying card packs. I’ve already spent enough on this game that I’m not going to spend up to hundreds more cause the matchmaking blows at high levels. Anyway, fun game till high 40’s, just can’t get to legendary without $$$$$$$$$$$$$. as AWESOM-O says LAME.Droogy22Version: 2.8.0

Underrated as hellThis game is exactly what it’s meant to be and people cannot say that “this is exactly the kinda cash grab thing that the show makes fun of all the time” it’s a simple hilarious turned based card like game kinda like a South Park clash royale but screen scroller arcadey kinda sense. Theres also a online pvp mode which is hard because people who play have all the best stuff and skill based matchmaking isn’t a thing so it’s a grind to get good. Stick of truth+clash royale= a lot of fun.ZxwrtVersion: 5.3.4

HiEpisode 9 when you fight Cartman it’s really hard to beat him I’ve been stuck on it for Like 6 hours and I still can’t beat him.Justin_skeyVersion: 5.0.0

CoolJ’aimerais qu’il y ait des nouveaux personnages! Se serait cool!.Da2010douVersion: 5.4.1

So fricken awesomeI love this game there is nothing bad about it no adds or anything it’s not laggy you should get it.Avaskye123Version: 5.4.1

Best game for teenagers!I loved this game! It is battle gameplay that was a lot more enjoyable and interesting!.GraysonStevensonVersion: 5.4.1

SujszGame is good but nerf pls that fat butt it’s so hard.DufshsvsvsVersion: 5.4.1

So good it destroyed my phoneWait thats a bad thing.SigmaDingle82Version: 5.4.1

More updatesIt would be great for one last update.SouthParkedVersion: 5.4.1

It still rocksI dont think youre gonna find more fun on mobile!.BunnyReiVersion: 5.3.9

This game is so good.TIMMY!!!!!!!👺👺👺.Churros😬😬😬Version: 5.3.9

The Best Phone Game: NO ADSNO ADS!! The top phone game, if not one of my favorite phone games. I just wish there were multiple decks we could use, like 3 not 2 decks + neutrals, I wish the energy bar charged faster, making for more dramatic gameplay, and I wish you had more cards in your deck at any point, like 2X what you currently have to offer more choices..Vox PopuleiVersion: 5.3.9

🥹I LOVE this game so much!!! twin🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹.𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌷͙⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶVersion: 5.3.8

🫃Best game ever.Jupiter😼Version: 5.3.8

EliteSucki yo.JackoseVersion: 5.3.8

Lit!YEARS OF ENTERTAINMENT!! Really fun, challenging, and super interesting to learn all of the characters abilities and attributes, which will help you battle big!.KylekylekylekeoVersion: 5.3.6

AwesomoGREST game fort evey fan of south park. Even if not. Really special game.Phili77888Version: 5.3.6

Pretty addictingI don’t really have any problems with it. Has dialogue and is overall a pretty good game. Exactly as advertised 🤷‍♀️ would recommend to South Park fans and kids who need to pass the time *burp*.RL_GalaxyVersion: 5.3.6

Please update add more content we need it thanks for all you do for this gameYou’d make the world ever so brighter ☀️.GamingCafe26Version: 5.3.6

Actually funBeen a fan of South Park for years and this game along with the console titles are actually fun asf.MrSmokeAhBoxgVersion: 5.3.6

Im addictedIt's honestly so fun to play, i got this game 2 nights ago and some of the buttons are still a bit confusing to me but i know most of it. the battles are so fun..LkkendraVersion: 5.3.6

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂This game made me feel kinda.. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.CelinaznightmareVersion: 5.3.6

Nothing else comes closeNo other mobile game is as good as this. So give them your Canada coin and just be happy aboot it. ok buddy?.Geico420Version: 5.3.6

PleaseCan i have a free legendary?.Please legendaryVersion: 5.3.6

Best game everI love this game they are so silly and i really like it too because i cant play any on Nintendo of any other apps.RayahinspaceVersion: 5.3.6

ITS AMAZINGIts amazing it has the little details and is fun 24/7.Ken’s dude due we endVersion: 5.3.6

PleaseMake it easier and add more updates maybe a Halloween one 🎃.KyleTheGoat22Version: 5.3.6

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South Park: Phone Destroyer™ Negative Reviews

Not for free playersI really want to like this game. It' looks and starts out fun. But the pay wall is severe once you get to level 6 / pop rank 10 if you don't spend money you will never make it past. The game doesn't have an energy system which is good... but they lock you out of grinding by raising the levels of past defeated stages till the stage is to high of a level for you which means pay them money or no progress. Game crashes every time you try to transition from pop to deck editing. Events are supposed to be fun but are based on Pvp wins only so if you can't win against people who have clearly payed a lot of money you will never be able to get any rewards.. sadly I am not good at the game which means event rewards will never be obtainable for me. Match making puts you against players between 1 level below your rank and 3 levels above you. I have lost many matches where the opponent only summoned one creature and every creature I had including my commander couldn't kill it. I think the game would be playable if they didn't lock you out of grinding. They give you free packs every 4 hours but it'll take days before you can upgrade even a single character and it probably won't even be the one you wanted. Battles are very uneven.. whoever gets board control first will probably never lose it. I grew up watching South Park the game is later out to take advantage of your love of the franchise and then frustrate you until you pay money to enjoy or progress....D0gb3rtVersion: 2.1.0

The game is fun but with heavy setbacksFirst off let me just say I love south park, I’ve watched it since I was a little kid and I’ve played all the games that are made from it. This being said when I saw there was a South Park game I thought I just had to get it. I’ve played this game to no end for the last week and I love it however the game comes to a point where you can’t progress without paying. You replay missions and they get progressively harder so you can’t win them anymore and then you can no longer play singleplayer unless you pay and get better cards. Online is a buggy mess that will sometimes match you up unfairly and so there’s a chance you won’t often win a match in online so the chances of you obtaining event rewards are slim if you’re unlucky or just not good. Now it appears I’ve run in to the mother of all bugs because now I can’t even play the game. Whenever I load into the game it takes me to the menu but no further. The game freezes and I can’t play it. I have to listen to the menu music and that’s it. I tried to reset the app but that didn’t work, I tried to reset the phone but that didn’t work, I even deleted the app and reinstalled it bht that didn’t work. I can no longer play the game that I actually liked and so I give a 1 star. Another reason for this low rating is the support page. They tell you that they can get back to you within a week of your report but still I haven’t received any support since my game ran into it’s problem and it’s been almost 2 weeks..FedfgVersion: 4.0.1

Created by dorksHeres whats awesome about this game- Bugs & glitches-its a lot of fun playing a match where special abilities dont work, characters just disappear, points dont get added, and players just float around the screen. Winning but losing- its also super fun playing team wars, actually winning a match and then not getting the win for it- especially when it matters. Really a cool twist. Also love how other players somehow can cheat. Ive seen other players drop a ton of players that would be impossible with reg card limits. Thats another plus. There is one group- superhero’s - which is and has been stronger than any other card group since it was added. Its never been leveled out to the other card groups and its just a waste of time playing anybody with superhero deck. Its just annoying really. The Pvp matching in this game had to have been created by a group of special ed meth addicts- it is and always has been extremely unbalanced- the best part of this game is constantly being matched up with opponents 4x as powerful and higher leveled than you. It really makes it fun not even having a chance. Keep it up nerds- there is a good game somewhere in here. The 1 out of 20 chance that you do get an even match in pvp, its actually very enjoyable. Another plus is there are no ads- so you guys get a smiley sticker for that. When you dorks are done licking walls maybe you can fix some of these other issues. Balls..EdibowlVersion: 5.3.0

RNG, expensive, PVP-focused, unfair matchmakingFirst off, they deleted my review for this game for being critical. Mind you, critical but civil. It’s quite disconcerting. Second, the game is rigged and unfair in myriad of ways. RNG is crazy when it comes to packs, even packs you pay for, and they’re very expensive too. PVP-focused and the matchmaking always pits you against players with better and upgraded cards to get you to spend more. Probably spent over a thousand now (maybe even more at this point)and it doesn’t do anything. You fight against lvl4 cards and upgrade to it, the next match you get into pits you against lvl5 or even lvl6 cards. What with their push for NFTs, it’s not surprising that their other games are also pushing for squeezing whales. Now I don’t mind paying for games as long as it is fair. This is not even remotely close to being fair. It’s like something the Canadian Devil would devise. I’ll be deleting this game now. Would ask for a refund of all the money spent so far… Anyways, I hope they stop with being predatory, what with all the scrutiny the gaming industry is getting lately. The loot box thing. The shady nature of NFTs, which Ubisoft is currently engaged in. Harassment and misconduct in the industry. Acquisitions and the fears of both consumers and authorities of whatever it entails. Best for Ubisoft to course correct before it’s too late. Would be a shame if the gaze of regulators take a hard look at them and this game because of the shenanigans they’re pulling..Kakarot-samaVersion: 5.3.2

Good, but rewards per mission are horrible, too random/not enoughThe game was good, but now I keep getting matched up with players that are 2-3 profile levels higher then me...or against players that are 2-3 ranks higher then me, or both which is even worse! I absolutely hate this game now as every time I play I loose due to being matched up against much higher level players. They obviously have a better deck then me (because your profile level is directly tied to upgrading cards...!). Worst matchmaking ever! And this game relies on pvp specifically to upgrading your deck. Single player campaign will end quickly and you barely get any cards from it because it's all rng based. Don't waste ur money on this game....go out and buy fractured but whole and get two better games for about the same price as you would spend on this games microtrans starter packs. Oh and I love how the devs have customer service respond to everyone's bad reviews with the same copy and paste response...unless ur having a technical issue then you get auto response 2 lol. As if the devs really care...as long as they are getting money and making a profit they won't care...... Update: now you loose pvp stars every time you loose, so now I'm down 2 stars from where I was (prior to this new update) and hate this game even more. This new update + the horrible pvp matchmaking = the most frustrating situation ever. So now you are going to punish me for your horrible matchmaking?!?!?!? lol yah right, good bye.....TVettVersion: 2.3.0

PvP is pure bsIf you don’t cheat you will rarely win, if you don’t pay you will rarely win, and if you don’t have laggy connection you will never win. PvP is completely screwed up, how can anyone upgrade character or be able to win matches when you got people (basically like CoC) paying cash for everything its a money cash-grab scam that playing with your love of a show and uses it to beat you and your wallet down. I can’t blame them cause they are smart for doing it but at the same time, you would have tons of people paying for things if you made it at least fare for people who don’t have the money to be able to keep up with others who waste their money away and don’t even try to grind as hard as people like me. Its ridiculous that i get put up against 3 lvl highers than me and 1 lvl below me yet they have 1 creatures that tanks over everyone and then they lag hard af and win Its complete bs. How do you expect people to give this game 5* when you cant even take care of what needs to be done. I love the campaign but its not fare that after everytime you reattack the stories that they get harder instantly, i mean you have a meter bar and yet it jumps from green to red in a sec and you only play the mission twice , thats nonsense why wouldnt you make it longer for others to be able to grind and actually work harder at idea of playing to win not paying to win. Think about your players not their wallets and make the game fair..Grim CoCVersion: 2.1.0

Falling out of itI’ve really enjoyed my time with this game, and I don’t regret any of the money I spent, it was a fun ride with my friends and I. But lastly, this game has been more frustrating to play then it is fun, constant derankers and hackers flooding the game makes it very unenjoyable, not to mention the e devs just straight up abandoned the game, they encourage this type of behavior and do nothing about it. I was willing to go far too, I would have dropped more money and fought to be at the top, but it doesn’t feel like there’s much of a point, the devs gave up. It’s sad to say goodbye to this game I’ve been playing for more than 2 years, but the rewards aren’t worth it and the prices are outrageous for a broken and glitchy game like this. If your a new player you’re going to struggle against derankers that bully weaker players to get free awards, they’re rewarded for this type of behavior.. I know because I started doing the same thing, it was the only way I could gain resources to get stronger and take on the 6500 league. It’s a shame, I loved this game. But it’s getting harder to play, soon I’ll delete it and spend my time and money on something more loved.. goodbye, and shame if the devs for giving up and letting the game get so broken just to be able to collect some money from new players..DaddyisaTcgplayerVersion: 5.3.4

Bad match makingBeen playing this game maybe 3 or 4 hours. The pvp match making is unfair, when I was lvl 2or3 with 200 points in pvp I got matched against a lvl 17. Now that I am lvl 5 it’s a but more reasonable but now every match i Play is against lvl 8s. Are there no one my lvl. Starting to think this game does this on purpose so you will pay money to be better. Lvl 11 now played for about a week still 99 % of the time playing against people 2-3 lvls above me l went form 3500 to 2700 PvP points and still being put against people much higher lvl than me. played against maybe 15 hackers so far. Lvling characters is getting much harder to do. Story mode is ok but you’ll most likely have different decks for it witch is more you’ll have to upgrade , making you weaker in PvP. Also once you complete a mission 15 times you stop getting awards for it . Back to PvP I don’t understand the points they take away from you when you loose a match just played to matches 1 was someone my lvl that I lost 0-3 too and it took 60 points but when I loose 1-2 to a lvl 3 lvls higher than me it takes 81 points. Just won against someone my lvl 3-0 and got 26 points. Well its been about 2 months and already tired of playing I’m lvl 14 with about 5700 PvP points and can’t get to 6000 playing against lvl 17’s or lvl 13’s that have lvl 4 epics, lvl 6 commons and lvl 5 rares. Seen one guy that had 3 lvl 3 legendaries at lvl 11. Still don’t know what’s up with the PvP points when you win or loose. I lost a game against a lvl 17 1-3 and lost 112 points. Next game I won 3-0 against a lvl 17 and only got 25 points..Be better game?!Version: 5.3.4

In desperate need of a tradings systemI have been playing since Superheroes first came out, and I haven’t spent a lot of money on this game and I only use my cash to buy battle passes and occasional cards, but I have to say this game becomes nearly impossible to play without having higher leveled cards. I haven’t had a single Level 2 Legendary, Level 4 Epic, Level 5 Rare, or a Level 6 Common. I’m at Rank 18 because I’ve donated every cards, and I rarely win battles because how awful my low-leveled cards are and how much upgrade items and cash it requires to go even further, even if I open small occasional free packs, it’s never something good. It’s just cards I don’t use and cards that the community knows are terrible, and the only solution to this if the game introduces a card trading system. Donations are too slow to level them up, and packs never give you anything good. I’m tired of having being beaten by people who think they’re better than me because they have a Level 6 Space Warrior Token or a Level 4 Amazingly Randy, and I swear they need to nerf those Canadian fart fetishists Terrance and Phillip— I can't wait until they’re killed off in the show. So yeah, okay game, but it may just be me, but card drops are garbage. I don’t have patience and I’m not spending any money..Niccolo MartinezVersion: 4.6.3

An honest review from a long time playerSouthpark phone destroyer is an excellent mobile game that delivers the feel of clash of clans with the southpark humor. Casual, it’s an excellent game that has hours of exciting single player levels. Besides pve, the bread and butter of SPPD is its Pvp system, which pins you against multiple players around the region. In addition, each win gives you a star towards your new rank, such as wooden, bronze and silver. Unfortunately, once crossed the threshold into legendary rank, which is seen as a very meta heavy based area, many of the cards you used to climb into legendary becomes non viable with in the meta. Furthermore, the level of cards also plays a large role with in the game, regardless of strategy. Currently, there are four playable themes to choose from. Each has it own unique Strategy for that theme. For a new player that seeks to play in the meta, their best bet is to use adventure with sci-fi or fantasy and avoid playing mystical at all cost, which has been the the weakest theme for many seasons. Update: surprise! mystical got a buff to 4 of their cards, unfortunately, those cards are still bad and is still not worth using. The devs’ hearts were in the right place but buffing card’s hp doesn’t really do much in a fast pace, high damage removal meta. My advice to anyone who’s planing on playing remains the same. Balance doesn’t really exist just as yet..OnlineGamer19Version: 2.7.5

Exposed the developers as the cheaters in pvpI had been playing for a while and realized there were a lot of cheaters on pvp that the developers just happen to overlook and not do anything about. Then I contacted there support number directly no help at all. After a few months I contacted a hacker friend of mine who traced some of the IP addresses of “players” as I pointed them out and to our supprise it came back to a server which address is the exact same address as customer support for this game where the “developers” are suppose to help you. After further digging my account for the game got deleated and then I found what really disturbed me the developers use bots that cheat to get people to pay more money on in app purchases then once you spend enough they disable the bots for a short amount of time. Then when you report the cheaters they blame you and your connection in a fetal attempt to appear to be a free to play game when in reality it attempts to mask that the fact it’s really pay to win altogether do not waste your time and money I assure you I’ve done the reasearch don’t be fooled by these low life’s. They also recently “updated “ the game so card packs and prizes are based on rank which you lose in pvp if you don’t win. They now kick you from matches often blaming your connection so you lose matches again a pathetic attempt to further there cash grab..Twixxiesnicker123Version: 3.1.0

MehThe game was fun at first, and rapidly went down hill. I love south park console games, and south park in general, but this game is a crap stain on the south park name. After a few levels you HAVE to go back and play pvp, the whole game is built around pvp, and paying to win/play. Ita garbage. And the “events” they have, are worthless. You try to play against people who have paid waaaaay too much money, and can't ever win, and when you do finally win 3 and open a pack, you dont even get any event cards. No promise at all of a special event card when you open one, and you get nothing but crap, so its just pointless. Like the game so far. The game rounds its self, always, back to pvp, and right to paying because you cant win, and gaining anything like materials, is way too tedious and difficult. Very disappointed in this app. The list goes on with all the downfalls of this game. Also, even if you pay to win and give them money, like i have, you get crap. No promise of anything good by any means, and i would like a refund. I have spent money on the game, too much in my opinion, and it was not worth it by any means. You hardly het any bang for your buck, and the amount of in game currency you get for real cash, is awful and low. You spend 10 bucks, and can buy one good higher quality pack...get nothing at all from it, and then only buy a recourse pack. Dont be fooled by the star ratings. Also, people are cheating in pvp that youre forced to play. Your characters die way too fast and they eat damage. And they spawn characters like they have infinite energy..VillipVersion: 2.1.0

This game needs HEAVY BALANCINGLots of cards are overpowered such as all the randy and garrison cards play god, each Bradley card is the exact same especially the adventure one. (What were they thinking making that one?!) The spell cards are too much minus the transform one in fantasy that ones ok but arrow Storm is the worst. I sweeps all assassins and fighters no letter where they are for 4 energy while the fireball (which does the same except it’s a limited space) is 5 energy. WHAT? Dark angel is also a problem, I like the concept but I feel like it should only work on cards that are 4 or less energy. Assassins have a problem; very hard to use. They’re all too weak and can’t attack anything with out that card it’s attacking killing them first (assassins? More like weakeners) then there’s too many cards that are weak such as jimmy cards, Timmy cards, wendy cards, cartman cards (only fantasy) the list goes on when it comes to things being too weak. Then there’s cards that have useless abilities like choir boy butters (it’s deathwiwh is that you gain a little energy) it does nothing if you ask me. Then there’s those who have too weak of an ability like angel Wendy (heals nearby enemies but not enough) I only came back to this game for the goth kids but I thought they’d fix the game by now. Nope, wrong! In fact it got worse! Now I understand no game is perfect but this game could be WAY better, just balance things out! Where to start? Tell randy and garrison to stop playing god! You could literally destroy 3 phones with 1 randy or garrison. Balance the game and stop adding new cards. Get your priorities straightened out game developers!.L.I.N.C.HVersion: 4.8.0

Too Flawed to InvestFinally leveled up characters (which becomes exponential) to level 5 and New Kid 15 and made legendary league. And just a few days there and I saw what people are talking about. Opponents’ characters will “rubber-band” after you deal a significant blow so that they reset right before your move, they don’t lose their health and they move right back to where they were... while your characters are left damaged. Didn’t see the problem before and then all of a sudden everyone I play is doing it. I have a good connection, so that’s not it, simply happened once i started playing people in legendary. Support said they are aware of the “lag issues” and are trying to fix it, heard from other players that people have learned to exploit it. Support says “use the in-app reporting tool” so I did... and then I get message saying “report limited reached for the day”... too funny, it’s so rampant they have to cap the number of reports they receive. I can’t even report on the actual number of times it happens. Silly. Maybe it is a glitch, but I’ll tell you that it’s never happened the other way around. Too much time grinding invested to put up with this crap, guess I could try and learn what other side app to run to fully exploit the lag but just don’t care enough anymore. Deleting app. Maybe they will get it right one day..Hcdhutv2579Version: 2.7.5

Way too much needs to be fixed.I originally liked this game and now had to change my review to one star. The initial game play is fun. Then it gets incredibly difficult because the cards you want to level up are somehow so rare that you’ll never find them. Now that you can’t level up your characters, you can’t move on in the game unless you play PvP. This is the absolute worst PvP experience in any game I’ve ever played. I don’t think I have ever experienced once a fair matchup. I got up to level 7 for my character and 21 in PvP. However they would pair me against level 9 and 10 players! I would play and lose 20 matchups in a row because their cards were much more powerful and they would steam roll anything I played. Then comes in the glitches. Many times I would play a card and the character would just stand there doing nothing until my opponents characters killed him. Then halfway through a matchup the opponents characters would freeze and then jump across the playing field and be destroying my character while the others on the field slowly walked over to try and help. On top of that the game has crashed and closed itself a bunch of times. After writing this review I have deleted the game from my phone. I love South Park and I’m a huge fan of the games for my PS4 but this is an atrocity. Do not waste your time..DerrickZ83Version: 2.2.0

Addicting but worst pay to play everGame is great to play at 1st until the biased PvP. There's no way to level up without paying an ungodly amount of real money. Card draw percentages make it so it'll take you 2-3 months per 1 card level and the worst, by far is NO CUSTOMER SUPPORT or a way of reporting an issue/hacker....they just want you to pay and shut up. This game is a shame to the South Park franchise and South Park studios should be ashamed for teaming with a garbage company like Ubisoft. Money hungry scum made this game. 0 stars but no option. Update: Still no fix on anything. Had a live chat last night in which no real problems were addressed like PvP and hacking. "Developers" just tried to hide everything by giving away free in game cash and items. Game actually froze and crashed multiple times on them and they tried saying it was human error but it obviously wasn't. ALL THEY WANT IS YOUR MONEY AND FOR YOU TO SHUT UP AND PLAY. Also there's more 1&2 star reviews for this than there is 5 stars. Just goes to show that even the App Store will try to hide the fact that it's a horrible game and just give it max stars so you'll download and pay for an utterly useless app. Don't download if you get mad easily or don't want to be cheated out of your hard earned money. Ubisoft and Redlynx should be ashamed of this. 0 stars if I could give it..Los LapidosVersion: 2.5.0

Only play if you’re willing to pay.Interesting that this game is themed off of South Park considering that they had an episode that was centered on pay to play games (and that Matt Stone and Trey Parker would sign off on this) but here we are. It was because of that reason that I thought this game would be different from the rest in that you could progress at a somewhat even rate if you didn’t want to pay extra or you could take the fast track and drop a few dollars here and there but don’t expect to progress much pass level 7 unless you’re willing to drop money (continuously) to get card packs. It’s starts out like all the rest where you get upgrades at an accelerated rate just enough to hook you in before it quickly dwindles off and the levels become too hard to progress. You have to replay levels to get resources for upgrades but every time you win a level, the next time it gets harder. All that on top of “luck of the draw” system for winning the resources which means that more often than not, you won’t get what you need. The story is true to south park form which is the only reason it gets the stars that it does. To the developer: I understand it’s a free game and you want to make money but there’s no balance..The Rain TrainVersion: 2.9.5

Pay to win for a mostly single player gameI’ll start off by saying that I do think that during the normal parts of the game are fun. However, the MAJOR problem of the game becomes apparent when you reach the boss fights. Despite the game saying that you’re on the same level as them, they have significantly more health, their cards are so much stronger, and they’re able to summon cards faster than you. So your only options are either to spend hours banging your head against the wall hoping the rng of the summons work in your favor, or spending real money to hope to get better cards. Yes, you can replay past battles, but each time you beat them, they get more difficult, so eventually you’ll be hitting your head on different walls just to try and make your cards stronger. There are free packs you get every 4 hours, but the stuff you get is minimal and isn’t always gonna be what you’re looking for. Now, I usually have no problem with difficult games, as they can be really fun to beat, but there’s a fine line between difficult and unfair, and when a free to play game jacks up the difficulty so high that you feel like you HAVE to pay money when it should only be optional, that’s unfair..ZeroRyuzakiVersion: 5.3.0

Ubiscam: Master of the shameless money grabThis game is just another classic example of Ubisoft’s ridiculous greed. This isn’t a freemium a game, it’s a license to steal money from people with nothing better to do. The fact Ubiscam is allowed to use a brand like South Park to rip people off is absolutely horrifying. I dare you to try being a free to play player on this app. You won’t get anywhere. It doesn’t feel right even calling this a game. This “game” is just designed to drain as much money as possible out of every players pocket. The game is riddled with constant promotions trying to get you to buy their garbage micro transactions. Here’s the best part: A single copy of a standard epic card is 400 cash from the store. Essentially, this means Ubiscam values a SINGLE epic card at $5. Beyond disgusting. Keep in mind you need 3 single copies to upgrade a card from level 1 to level 2. That’s around $15 for a base upgrade. People, there’s a reason Ubiscam has such a reputation. This company overvalues and underdesigns all of their games on purpose in order to try and corner their players into making micro transactions. This game is disgusting and so is Ubisoft. Don’t waste your time with it unless you want to play a game that’s designed to frustrate you and get you to pay real money..SniperGang11Version: 4.6.2

An unbalanced clash RoyaleIf you were to take the gameplay style, mix it with magic the gathering, and take all balances out of the two, you have phone destroyer. #1 it’s a complete rip off clash. A lot of the cards are basically the same. Now what I actually like least about the game is the upgrade system. So you have to collect a certain amount of cards to level up a card (clash), which is cool, accept you have to get an abundance of materials to do so. Many of the cards require 3 different sets of materials. It’s really good at first because the single player levels give you a lot of materials and gold, but you reach a certain point where card upgrading is nothing more than a dream. They become so expensive that you have to save them for so long just for one tiny upgrade. Some of the cards are ridiculously over powered, and some are completely useless. The game is actually really good for about 10 hours or so, then it becomes incredibly frustrating. The matchmaking is also very broken too. Playing against players 3-4 levels above me with cards 2 levels above me (which makes a huge huge difference, just a stupid advantage). Now let’s mention the hackers that have not been dealt with. I would say about 30% of the time if am winning all of a sudden a lost connection message comes up followed by a defeat. They lag you out via hack for the win. I went to rank 39 almost immediately but now everyone is such a higher level than me that the fun has turned into frustration. Unless you are willfully my to fork out a significant amount of cash you’re cards are going to take FOREVER to advance. Save yourself some time and just stick to clash Royale. It’s just a crappier version of that anyway. So unbalanced. Try it out and tell me I’m wrong..T-RailerVersion: 2.3.0

Don’t waist your time unless you have money you don’t want.Dont waist your time this game isnt about skill or strategy its just about who has the higher character level and who got the better starting hand. Theres games were i go a whole round and only get a card once that i actually need but the enemy always gets the card they need like 5 times in a row? No chance. Not to mention the pvp is completely unbalanced and pointless. You either get higher level opponents with way stronger cards so its an automatic loss, or you get the twink account that carefully leveled the only cards they need so their player level stays low but their cards are like lvl 4/5. Im pretty sure theres also a power bug cause ive seen people who just spent all their energy summoning 2 characters and then not even a second later they summon a 7 energy card? How does that even work? Cause im stuck there with no characters to defend with and zero energy to do anything while i get spammed by card after card? Theres no way that should happen without some kind of cheat or bug, either way pvp is pointless. I love south park but this game is just not fun with how pay to win it is and even then the rng for the draws are completely favoring paying players..Dopeboy jtVersion: 5.3.6

Glitched during the tutorialWhen it's time to edit the deck during the tutorial and it's showing u to click the right arrow, it will keep telling to click there till there's nothing left to click on but will still keep telling u to click there.Boss8382Version: 1.1.0

Horrible GamePvP will put you up against someone out of your class and force you to win another match to advance..KennlethVersion: 1.1.0

Declining Stories! money looterAt first, there are very interesting dialogs and even seems to be a story line! The first two chapters are funny, then there is less dialogs, then I get stucked because I had to win 4 pvp battles to see what'll happen next, and I was beaten up by players with tons of rare and epic cards. So I paid for better card packs, to unlock stage 5. Then, there is ONLY 2-3 careless dialogs for every new boss, and barely and story occurs, and they are definitely not humorous or interesting! The start of the game made me expect a good story like "The Stick of Truth" to sink in, so I paid some money to see more story, and then the story is gone! I'd rather paid for the entire game and enjoy, then either be burdened by repetitive mining for upgrades to go on or pay tons of money. It's so ironic that a show that used to criticize boring money looter freemium games made such a game themselves. I feel betrayed..A Betrayed FanVersion: 1.1.1

Hackers and nerfed.Hackers galore and nerfed cards unless you spend money. Don't waste your time.RhysearchVersion: 1.1.0

Game freezeGame freeze when you are doing the deck selection tutorial, it keeps ask you to click to the right....please fix!.Quan9166Version: 1.1.0

Was funWas really fun till latest update, now none of my characters charge attacks work, takes 3.5 seconds to charge energy slot where it used to be 2. Haven't been able win a single pvp battle since update.Terry foldVersion: 1.1.0

GarbagePvP is littered with hackers and not to mention you get paired with players 5 levels higher than you, ranked way higher or people who have paid their way to the top. No real chance for players who don’t want to spend their money on the game... which is ridiculous..RecklessDurkaVersion: 1.1.2

Very unpleasantHorrible, you will hate your self for it! I love South Park but this is horrible very unevenly matched! They want you to spend money and that won’t help your deck anyway! Boycut this!!!.3dotzVersion: 2.8.0

No effort put into this game and 0 respect for the playersNot only will the game crash while you are winning 2-0 and say you ‘lost’ the battle, as a level 5 player in arena 8 you will be matched against multiple level 8-10 players in arenas 15-24 (which takes 4-6+ months to level up that much above a level 5) and not be able to play the game at all, but when you try to contact customer support and report a bug in their game such as the crashing while winning and being called the loser or when you deploy a troop and it just disappears and never gets deployed but is out of your hand and you lost the energy it cost to play the card, they respond with ‘We have reviewed your complaint and determined that it is not true, our game works fine.’ Even after sending them video evidence of the game crashing while I was winning 2-0 and saying I lost, they claimed the video was ‘edited’ and was not viable, even though I used a separate phone to record myself playing on my phone and clearly showed the entire match from before hitting ‘play pvp’ on the home screen until after the crash. The people in charge of running this piece of s*** game don’t care about the game being enjoyable or well balanced in any way, they couldn’t care less about the players as in order to contact them you need to make a ubisoft account and go through multiple steps to get to their excuse of a ‘help and support’, they only care about the money they get from ads..BukkakinatorVersion: 3.1.0

Garbage the bad kind STAY AWAYHackers everywhere you will lose game instantly or just before you win boom all your health is gone and defeat. Even with evidence and picture the UBI non-existent support does nothing. STAY AWAY..Good CoffeeVersion: 1.1.0

Crashing updateGreat game but since last update it keeps crashing. And am I seeing things or are the free packs costing coins??.RushtonJEVersion: 1.1.0

No soundWhen i play it, it has no sound and i go to settings and there is a sound setting..LEOTHELION1927Version: 5.3.4

Freemium Isn’t FreeIronically South Park made an episode based on Freemium mobile games (Pay-to-win) which is exactly the exact model Ubisoft based this game on. Unfortunately this is just another grind until you’re shelling out money type game…but with South Park characters. I’ll still give it 2 stars for the free download and not spamming me with ads. Although I hate this type of game I hope it does well being for the South Park creators..Brady409Version: 5.3.1

Come to hate the gameHackers. And imbalance. The sci fi cards are OP. Things balanced out a bit and then they cranked up bounty hunter Kyle, and started handing him out like candy. You don’t build a deck, you play with whatever character they’re pushing. Especially epics right now. Yeah, I can’t stand the sci fi cards. Robo Bebe was way op, all the slime is OP. 3 mind control related cards? And now Kyle is OP. Rogue’s charge can hit New Kid, but no other character that charges can hit new kid. Stan’s freeze does damage. After enjoying this game for 10 months, I’m deleting it. Kyle is ridiculously op. I dropped 6000 ranking in days strictly due to the increased use of this character. I’m keeping my cash. The hackers were annoying enough, this just was the last straw..DontwanttohaveanicknamdVersion: 2.8.0

Getting WorseThis game gets worse with each update. The newest has made PVP so laggy that there’s no point in trying to play. Each update adds more “special purchases” making it more and more pay to win. Almost done playing altogether now..GimpyHandVersion: 1.1.1

Dumb that pvp is manditoryNot impressed by mandatory pvp. Love the game, but hate any form of pvp. Should be optional..Wet Ramen MDVersion: 1.1.0

STOP ASKING MEEverytime i open the game, always asked to rate it and comment.DarktakuVersion: 5.4.1

Pay to win gameThe game is good, but there is no multiplayer after 500 cups or rating, there are people buying currency, for example, I got a PERSON WHO HAS 21 LEVELS, HOW IS IT? Fortunately, he did nothing, please correct the selection because the game should be called P2W.Tajdi23Version: 5.4.1

This game is peakI can’t stop playing it’s actually so addictive (wait wasn’t that an South Park episode) but it suck how this game won’t get updated anymore.I luv South Park and it’s peakVersion: 5.4.1

Please help?So I don’t even know but no matter what I do it won’t download the assets. How big is y’all’s game?...Nyxzy <3Version: 5.4.0

Used to be a fun gameThe devs left this game in a bad and imbalanced state when they abandonned it. It’s been mostly Cows card soam for years. They should have done at least 1 balance patch after no new content a year later..ZerGhoulVersion: 5.3.6

PvP is horrible but the game is fine.Fine.😋😋🤤Version: 5.3.6

Pay to winPay to win model. glad development has stopped on this as it is a complete cash grab game dressed up as south park..UndrgrndkngVersion: 5.3.6

Lose to many trophies per matchThis game is garbage and bad because of the amount of loss of trophies you lose per match while when you win you just get 30 trophies. I would not recommend this game to anyone.Lyly&ThomasVersion: 5.3.6

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