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Great game, but...Please fix this glitch: When I am playing the game randomly crashes. I have the newest version and use a iPad Pro. Also there is not much to do in the school map, at least nothing very exciting. In goatville you can blow up a train, play with a rag doll, obliterate Coffee Stains Studios, or jet pack off a crane. In the city (I forgot its name) you can fly on a firework, get yourself flung off a rollercoaster, beat up the ninja turtles in the sewers (lol) or blast a hotel cafe. What can you do in the school map? Well, catch book thieves, draw graffiti on the walls, and make a statue of your goat (TNT involved). Hmmm.... lacks the craziness of the other maps. So maybe add some more exciting stuff in the school. Also I have an idea for a map, an airport. You can blow up a plane (huge explosion, obliterates most of the stuff near it) pull bizarre things out of suitcases (like a T-Rex) and more. Also a goat idea would be the Caffeine Goat that you get by drinking coffee. When you tap POW, the goat goes crazy. Maybe a Slither Goat, which is like a snake goat. Also, please make glass breakable, I think that would add much more fun to the game. Maybe you can add a friends system, so like if someone has a friend that plays Goat Sim, you can send them a friend request, and if the other player accepts, you can play together. Well that’s all. Thanks for reading 😄.MrblockheadVersion: 1.9.7

🐐The Best Goat Game!🐐Hello, Coffee Stain Studios, in this review I will be going over bugs, pros, and cons. First off on our bugs list, a bug that I encountered was this: when I was space goat (Goatville map) I went into the fighting ring and won. However, I did not become “Slender Goat” as of doing this. I am on mobile, so that is what I suspect to be the problem. Second off, our cons list. Although targeted to be a funny goat game, you cannot have a mate, babies, etc. Also, there are no cops, firefighters, prisons, etc to roam in. Another huge factor is the graphics. There isn’t many pixels, realistic models, or animations. Don’t worry, we’re almost done! Now for the pros list. You have many quests, goats, and maps to choose from. Although small, the maps have many fun activities to keep you entertained while your goat ravages throughout the map. There are many Easter eggs, as well as nice little touches to really make the game feel action packed. Alright, now that we’ve gotten past all that, I’ll give you a short conclusion. Goat Simulator is a action packed silly game with many quests, maps, and goats to play with. Do I think it’s worth the money? Yes! In conclusion, Goat Simulator is the best animal game I’ve ever played. P.S. Thank you for reading this! You do not need to add anything to the game, these are just suggestions!.GEAGGEAG RATERVersion: 1.9.7

Recommend a different platformSo, if you have a computer, Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo Switch, I recommend getting the game or it’s full collection (Goat Simulator: The Goaty, worth the price) on one of those platforms. These platforms have better graphics and more features than the mobile version. Wondering whether to buy this at all? Here’s one info: Goat Simulator is a game where you play as a goat (obviously) and run around destroying as much as possible. Your character options aren’t limited to only a goat, though; you can unlock other animals, as well as mutations of the normal goat, as you play the game. It’s funny, and I recommend buying it. The three small maps provided by this mobile version might get boring after a while, though. Like I said, I recommend the full collection on a different platform, which gives you millions of things to unlock and discover. If you don’t have those platforms though, I recommend just getting the plain game on mobile. And if you have a computer but you’re worried the game’s rated M, you can turn of all the things that gave it that rating when starting the game..MisterMochiVersion: 1.9.7

Play this or you will not have livedOk this is a great game. And I can see why it’s hilarious to drag people around with your tounge (lol) but that’s the first issue. Sometimes when I try to drag people around the person will get stuck in the ground and stay there. Next is the other games. Please make them free so that we can all have fun without making are bank mad at us becuase we waisted money on another game. And about the goats. I want more goats with more things and I want more things to do with the already existing ones. And more maps would be good to and if that maps were bigger than that would be even better. Other than that this is one of the best games I’ve ever played. (Also the bundle to get all of the games in one will save you time and money than to buy them all saprately).Z.o.manVersion: 1.9.7

Best game in the goatverseSo this game is the best . Seriously . I begged my mom for this game . When I got it , I barely regretted it . Okay first off , the slendergoat in goat city bay is way to creepy. It gave me nightmares for 2 days. So please do whatever you can to make it less scarier. Second of all, I just need to ask this question .... HOW DO YOU GET THE FRICKING REPULSIVE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Third of all , I read other people’s reviews about this game . They all say that they hate the bug . But I think it is hilarious!! Like When your just about to heatbutt a cheerleader, crash !! 🤣😂 . Fourth of all , Have you ever looked at the goat ‘s neck 🤣😂. Fifth of all , in goatville , how come those idiots are holding up signs that say No Pointy Food !! Are carrots poison ? So keep doing what you do Coffe Stains .Sixth of all , Why is it called Coffe Stain ? Did the CEO get a Coffe stain on his shirt . 🤣😂 . This game is so good that people that say” I hate goat simulator or don’t give this game a 5 or 4 star should be arrested . It would be called the goat law . Anyway got to go . Bye Coffe Stains ( and whoever the CEO is ).Boys are the bestVersion: 1.9.7

Pc upgradeFirst of all i would like to say that i have been playing the xbox, pc, and mobile version of the game, including the dlcs, for a very long time now. This game is certainly unique and is packed with content. This game is my favorite game. Whenever i play this everyone asks me, “but why?” I tell them, nothing, because i keep playing. this game is never boring and i never get tired of it, so thank you Coffee Stain. With that, i now go to my suggestions. Now these suggestions are not for additional content, kind of. First, if you can, a graphics update for mobile version would be great. Like the PC goat simulator graphics, hence the name of this review. Next, i would love if you could port PC content onto the mobile. Like just extending the map(from pc) and adding some other content from pc. Thats all, but i know its still too much to ask for. I’m just suggesting the next updates. Again, thank you for creating such an amazing game that we all love..NgdsndtnggsjrVersion: 1.9.7

Best game ever made and that ever will be madeThis game changed my life for good and bad. It changed it for the good because I’ve never been more happy than when I’m play goat simulator, but it changed for the bad when that was all I could do as it was so amazing. I’ve never felt more at home in a virtual world than in goat simulator. For a few months, my device wasn’t turned off at all, rarely running anything other than goat simulator. I didn’t sleep, I rarely ate, and never got up to use the bathroom. I had more pressing matters at hand- playing goat simulator. I did the math, and I spent roughly 2600 hours playing goat simulator, which is equivalent to around 7 years of playtime. To end my review of this game, nae, more than a game- a lifestyle, goat simulator is the best thing that has ever come to this planet, and you won’t regret spending time in this wonderful second life..No steal plsVersion: 1.9.7

Really fun but...This game is, well... goat simulator, the only problem that I have with it (which is why I gave it four stars and not five) is that it needs to get updated, it needs to get iPhone X support and it needs to have better graphics, it looks like it’s being played on an iPhone 5 on every device, now that’s playable for sure, but it can look way better, I bet it can almost look (or look exactly) like console and pc graphics. So yeah, other than the fact that they need to update how it looks, it’s fine. Fun game, funny broken gameplay, everything is great, it could just look waaay better on mobile, and have the same soundtrack as console and pc, it’s missing some music..Alal3084Version: 1.9.7

I love this game butOh my gosh I love this game so much!!! Me and my BFF playing this game. My favorite is goat lake city so awesome. I think when you ride the boat to the island there should be a better way to get back. I also think you should be able to invite friends because as I said before me and my BFF play this game all of the time. I feel like you should let the goat drive a car. I watch tutorials of goat simulator and whenever they are at the first one they always have different stuff than me and my BFF. How is that possible. I also think you should be able to unlock the other worlds so we don’t have to buy them. I asked for the other worlds for my birthday. I hope you take my advice. I love this game. Thanks. Bye👋🏻.Ugly DuckllingVersion: 1.9.7

This could be a joke..So I know that there are an abundance of simulators consisting of animals and such. But one day I was searching out some unpopular games. And I think I struck gold. But anyways, now I don’t know how much you earn by Goat Simulator. But my main concern is four or five minutes in it freezes. And it only keeps working when I go to the home screen and come back. Please focus on this issue. Please. Also, I’m not known by my friends at school nor my family to “spam” emojis, but here are some anyways:🌜🌞🌳🌜🐷🐧🐭🐦👠👔👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👘👵👨‍🌾👴🏿👩🏿‍🎓👱‍♀️😨😪😱😮🤭. Also, to show that I do in fact have christ in my life, I think I remember a bible passage and scripted it here: “Adam named the animals one by one “frog, cat, snake, etc etc.”, And yes, I take nothing seriously..:D i love every game!!Version: 1.9.7

Incredibly goofy, fun, and creative!The fact that you can lick something and bring it with you and accidentally hit something or someone is goofy and not only that, it’s a free roam game where you can do whatever you want! That’s the thing that makes it really fun, it’s super creative because I think you can be a literal bolder, even a giraffe, I have t say, the giraffe is my favorite. Good job on this game and for your last game you made called PAYDAY, I encourage you to make more of these cause it’s really unique and out of the ordinary. People would really love to see more of these and I hope you continue to make games like these! Have a wonderful day and take your time on creating games..IiRxmen_NxxdlesVersion: 1.9.7

I'm dying 😂This app is HILARIOUS. Five minutes after downloading, I could not stop laughing. It's so full of absurd glitches, almost completely crash free, and so delightfully pointless that it's actually a great game. Reading the description, I wondered if the fact that they only fix crashes would make the game impossible to play because of all the forgotten glitches they INTENTIONALLY do not fix. But if you also think that, you need to get out of that mindset right now. This game is awesome, and the glitches make it even more hilarious. (This app is going to be the death of me. Often I laugh so hard I cannot breathe. So literally, this app might very well be the death of me. RIP WildDragonGirl1...).WildDragonGirl1Version: 1.9.7

I love this game, but I have a suggestionTo Coffee Stain Studios, I love this game you made. I love all the hard work you put into the goat simulator games. I play the goat simulator games games on Xbox and iPad. Which brings me to my next point. My favorite part of the game is playing in co-op. So it would be cool if you added an online option of on iPad and Xbox, so I can play goat simulator with my friends online on Xbox and I can also play with my sister on our iPads when the TV is in use. Thank you for this awesome game, it has really brought me and my sister together. So thank you for this awesome and wacky game and I can't wait for what the future beholds for this game. Keep up the good work...Dragonic.Version: 1.9.7

The most annoyingest bug EVER!Like it’s fun unlocking goats but this is the most annoying bug I know it’s fun but this bug.... glitch is the unlocking goats like I was stoned goat and I got that kinda party girl goat then I shot that guy with the painting and I transformed and I got crashed from the game please fix this like I unlock 3 goats and I crash fix it also add a new goat for this::::the zombie card*from goatz*this goat is in goatz and its a free card in goat simulator take this goat hard to get like the way to get this goat is to kill 2 zombies and kill 2 spitters and you get the zombie goat so this goats ability:is to infect and make other zombies infect humans like in the real game zombies infect humans but not in this game so add this goat pleaaaaaaase :).:);p:$Version: 1.9.7

Where are the stickers??This game is a bundle of laughs. it is a beautiful way to waste time (and battery power). goat power, yes! however… there used to be imessage stickers that came with this. i probably used the stickers more often than i actually played the game. now they’re… gone? nowhere to be found? i would give this app 5 stars if it still had the stickers. BRING BACK MY GOAT STICKERS please thank you (or at least make the sticker pack available for a fairly cheap investment, like a buck, considering that i already had them for free with the game, but i would honestly pay a buck to get them back if it meant they wouldn’t be randomly taken away again).TiruvenkaduVersion: 2.0.6

HehehahaThis game is ok I love it but there are three things that I wanna mention the Repulsive Goat has a big glitch and it is whenever I press pow in water, my legs, head, and toung go everywhere. But it is funny so do not fix 2, the hex goat is funny but I am a Christian and so the thing that says “reverses evelution.” Was pretty sad to me 3. What am I supposed to do with the wale? Like I can’t control same with the jet pak I cannot control. That’s all. I normally don’t write reviews so I wrote this one very long.🤣😂😝 so also one more thing is that In a cemetery there was a glitch there was something with long legs long toulng long arms long head flopping aroughd also people get stuck in the walls I’m on a ipod so I thought this would work. Bye ps pls read.The gamer44444Version: 1.9.7

If you’re still deciding, read this.This game is a simple concept: You’re a goat. You are pretty dumb and do stupid but funny things. If that’s not the sum of this game, I don’t know what is. You can be a goat, and goats are pretty awesome right? Even if a penguin is a goat. Even if it wears a dress. Even if it’s an ostrich in disguise. Even if it’s a whale. Even if it summons whales. Even if it’s really just a moving rock that runs people over and makes them beg for mercy. You can be all those things, and in this game, they count as goats with pretty rad names. The animations are hilariously realistic, the people are hilariously realistic, the items are normally just realistic. (Except for that faulty treadmill, that thing is just hilarious and not realistic at all.) I sound like a broken record, but this pretty idiotic game deserves every ounce of credit in the universe. Even though it’s idiotic. If you have money, just throw it all into Goat Simulator games and be happy forever. That’s what you call buttering up game developers..BloodClan CatVersion: 1.9.7

SO GOOOOOOOD but needs som changesThis is the greatest game I ever played it has a lot of goats and it’s so easy to get points very nice game coffee stain studios this game is really good I eventually deleted because I didn’t have any more space plus payday kept making me feel like I had to Paul and it made my head hurt and made me bored please fix goat payday it is a very good game but that game out of the 3 is very annoying because I keep on feeling sick when I play it and please put easier levels to get the goats oh and forgot to mention make the one with the goat with the barbarian hat on yeah that one can u make that game free cause I really want to get it again and good job making the goat with the wings I love that goat in the game..NiblieVersion: 1.9.7

CREATER PLEASE READ AND RESPOND⭐️⭐️Hi! This game is super fun! I got it and barley regretted it. It was a great game for me because there are not a lot of glitches which is super good for a game like this. I would just like to ask the creator is we could have for places in this single game. It’s 6-7 dollars so if I’m going to spend that much money, I want to have the best experience ever. I would love to be able to ride the rides(the rollercoaster) without falling out right away. I would also like to have more goat characters we don’t have to buy. We already payed 6 dollars why need to buy armored stuff again??Otherwise this game is super fun, funny, and awesome. 5 stars for sure! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👉🏻👈🏻🥺.MjdcidihcnVersion: 1.9.7

Great game😋😋This game is my favorite game ever I have all the goats I would like for you to add more goats like A dragon pls make a new map like a zoo where you can release animals and unlock a peanut launcher goat from recking the peanut stand and unlock different animals 🐷🐮🐻🦁🦊🐶🐭🐰🦅🐦🦆🐥🐺🐌🦇I would love to drive cars like in some other goat simulators I love the town and city the school should have more things to do I love this game pls add more goats and a zoo I would love it this 5 dollars was so worth it this is my favorite game keep up the good work😋😋😋😋🤩also pls make the graphics a little better and my game one time crashed pls fix that thanks 👍😺😺😺😺😺👊🏾👊👉🏿🤚🏻🤚🏻👉🏿👉🤚🏻💪🏼💄🤲🏻👍👍🏼🤜🏽👌🏾☝🏿.Ajbella05Version: 1.9.7

I wanna see the old human skinsGoat simulators my fav but I miss the old skins for the humans there too funny but they s look weird I juts love it because look at videos where the old goat simulator looked more fun wacky rage 5 mic drop Update: well why can you not make the textures of the game look beautiful it be amazing if your reading this do it or this game gets one star four stars for now or steal from the Xbox one might be copyrighted even thow it’s your game or just say graphics from Xbox or pc also can you have a add mod thing and a stage builder I mean UPDATE for these options coffee stain you done nothing to your games for years what happened your in bankruptcy jeezs.NicolemyrtleaveVersion: 1.9.7

Wow!This game is amazing. And incredibly silly. I mean, you're a goat, rampaging through a town (and city (and a school) to collect trophies and other "goats". AND you don't need WiFi to play. So many of my favorite games need WiFi. There are some glitches, but what Coffee stain studios game doesn't have them? That's what makes their games hilarious. There's a strange problem where I occasionally fall through the world surface. Easily remedied by respawning. I find the goat lovers in Goat City quite amusing, and all the achievements are gut-busting. (Love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references). Over all, I highly recommend this game. Please continue to make games Coffee Stain Studios!.Pearltail333Version: 1.9.7

Greatest Time Waster Ever!!Ok this is not just going for this one game it is going for the whole Goat Simulator series thus far! So boy do I love these games, they are great time wasters for if you are on a plane or a just bored! It is just so fun to cause havoc to the different places such as Space, Goatville, Goat City Bay, an Apocalyptic Island City filled with zombies, a Fantasy themed land and so many more! This has also given me many good laughs at the funny glitches and Easter eggs Goat Sim is the only game glitches are a good thing! So I would highly recommend getting all five games and I hope Coffee Stain Studios keeps making them! Anyways I love all these games so much!!!.Mikey316😋Version: 1.9.7

Love goats; love these games!Any bugs will be fixed I am confident. I look forward to more variations on goat antics! If you’ve ever had goats you know there is unlimited material! Heck-try a Holiday version of a goat in the toy store-eating decorations & such. Possibilities are limitless! Please keep up the fun for us with development of apps. If you need ideas, ask the goat lover community for material! I love goats and have loved these games since first inception!! I had one of the highest scores for a while; probably because I just used the same moves my own goats did when on one of their “rampages”— usually when being denied a treat! 🐐🐐🐐.ARavngBichVersion: 1.9.7

Goat Simulator/Ultimate Chicken Horse Crossover?🤔Okay, crazy idea for Coffee Stain. Have you played UCH (Ultimate Chicken Horse) before? Just as crazy and funny as Goat Simulator, with similar features from the first one and Goat Simulator 3: - Customizable outfits (Goat Simulator 3) - Different characters to play and unlock (like unlocking new goats) - Similar gameplay to the old Builder Goat - Different levels to play through (both Goat Sim and UCH) - Both Goat Simulator 3 and UCH have dances and emotes Anytime you and Clever Endeavor (developer and creator of UCH) can get together and make a cool crossover event for both Goat Simulator 3 and UCH? Thanks, Anton Westbergh, and to the Coffee Stain and Clever Endeavor teams!.CyborgRodentVersion: 2.0.6

Nice game but can use some fixesLike make some more goats and the whale one I don't like cause u can like not move at all not even in ocean and make more maps and not make it to hard to find the goat metals and I only have one more goat metal until I collect all of them and fix the bugs this is my new iPad and ya this gets glitched up so u better fix it or else I'm deleting this game and putting a thumbs down and going to tell people to not buy this game and if u all ready have it get rid of it and I'm telling my freinds and other people to delete this game so u better fix ok you got dat and also some people all ready hate dis game so fix it and make the other games u made that are like $4 99 so do some thing about it.Yoboy malcom butlerVersion: 1.9.4

Fun and destruction!This game is ridiculous, yet entertaining. I find that running around, exploding things, getting blasted across the map and just plain destroying things is very fun and awesome to do, I was lucky enough to get the Goat simulator when it was free and I think it’s a amazing game! Even though there is the bugs in it, like crashing at random moments, getting glitched into something and the lag, but otherwise I can live with that. I don’t need the other Goat simulators, this one is just fine. 👍 It’s worth getting if you like ridiculous things like a goat that rampages in a city causing destruction..I love🐥Version: 1.9.7

It’s goodU know the other goat sims well this one is the first I downloaded on my apple ipad sure some of the glitches and crashes can be a little of the rail but out of that it’s really good I only have 2 more goat sims to download right now I only have wast of space the new normal and the pay day there good and all but one thing. Pleassss ad more things and uoadate some of the sims cuz I finished a full 2 of the sims I have and it got boring but the wast of space is good until I write another review on the wast of space that’s it all I want is updates on the goat sims so bye I’m done with this long review.BfgfdscjusVersion: 1.9.7

I love it!!!! 😆First off when I started I was thrilled to cause mischief around town, I got the Giant Goat and rolled over stuff and exploded a gas station! Then I got the Fantasy pack and got the Epic Goat, Flappy Goat and the Old Goat. I didn’t know animals that weren’t technically goats in this game had their own specific baa! Plus, if you tap POW fast enough when in the air as Flappy Goat, you end up slowly going up! So the Flappy Goat can actually fly! But only for a little while via your finger will get tired. The glitches are so bad their good!!! I’d play this game every day if I had to! And you could too! I suggest downloading this game! 🙂.Q 'n' AVersion: 1.9.7

BEST GAME EVER ITS HILARIOUS!!This game is AMAZING!!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with it! It’s hilarious!! The only thing that could be fixed is humans. I think that the best part of this game is that you have missions to unlock goats with abilities. I don’t think that I have played a better game in my life!!! I do think that there could be more goats and more places to go. I also think that to find out how to unlock goats is pretty hard though. They think of the weirdest things in this game. This is an amazing game and I recommend it to all of the simulator fans and it’s worth the money. I hope you like my review. THIS APP IS AMAZING!!!!.SlothpugVersion: 1.9.7

Great game.... just two things thoughIt’s a great game to play, but whenever I record something and I press save at the end, the screen automatically turns black and logs me out, so I look in photos to see if it’s there, but nope. And after I play like 5 minutes in the game, the screen freezes and logs me out when I’m doing something, like putting all the cars together on the party roof and blowing them up along with the citizens. It’s still a great game to play, it’s just those two problems. Besides cars blow up way too easily when they touch each other..THE INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMVersion: 1.9.7

Good game I like it but, no bad lags but it needs moreI mean I love it I played it on the Xbox for a few days nonstop but in rating between the Xbox and the iPad the the xbox the Xbox is better. The reason is because you can only play as one goat at a time on the Xbox you can use a bgillion goats at once and the graphics are horrrrraaaaabbbbblllee on the iPad but Xbox my mind was blown away and some goats you cannot play on different maps I wanted the human and got it on goat payday so I can role play but I Could not play it on a different map that is all I needed to say everything else was funny and stupid 😂🤣😅.Blinks1000Version: 1.9.7

Great but a few tiny mistakes.So my uncle used to let me play this on his PlayStation 4 and me and my brother would try to kick the ninja turtles butts all the time and now I have it a few stuff has gone wrong steamworld goat when you click one of the buttons you have to stay there unless you restart (not respawn) and when you click the POW button it doesn’t let you play either now when I went to the UFO there was a bunch of giant goats (the whales) and it was taking up my screen but overall it was a good app.DEEZGREATNUTSVersion: 2.0.5

Great game, but needs more updates.I like the game of Goat Simulator. It is a hilarious game that will always give you laughs and will make you think you are a goat in real life. with that being said, it needs some updates. Playing the same exact three maps only get the 2.99 Game gives you eventually gets boring. not to be rude, but when I pay 299 for the game, I would only hope it would have cool updates and more maps that are free and you don’t have to pay for them. I do not suggest you don’t get this game, but unless goat simulator will get more updates, I think the price of 2.99 for an average game is a bit to much.TUCKY THE LUCKYVersion: 2.0.6

Great, but crashesI totally love this game. It’s fun, relaxing, and motivational. However, I play this game on iPad Pro, and sometimes, the game crashes for no reason. It’s not a major issue, like once every 15 minutes, but still a little annoying. Second, I’ve played this game for about a week, and I’ve already gotten all the goats you can get without money, and done all the objectives. The only reason I play this game now is if I don’t have internet and am sick of rolling sky. If you could add some new goats or new objectives that were really challenging but not impossible, I would definitely give this game 5 stars..ZchenlicVersion: 1.9.7

Amazing, but...I absolutely love this game. There is so much to do, and it is lots of fun. There is only one downside. In the description, it says “Delete all the bugs that crash the app”. I play on an iPad mini 2, on iOS 11.4.1., and I just saw...THE GAME HAS NOT BEEN UPDATED IN 10 MONTHS!!! There is this REALLY annoying bug that makes it so when I switch goats, it crashes very frequently. Please devs, fix this bug, it has annoyed me for so much time. Last time I played, (about 1 year ago) it still had that bug. Until now I decided to re download the app, only to find...it was never updated. All I say, PLEASE fix this issue..DoofyRichRichVersion: 1.9.7

I LOVE ITZI love this game it is SO FUN the goats look cool the quality looks cool but I kinda think goat city bay is more fun than goatville I love the quality to it to I love the music SO MUCH I just love playing it so much I could play this game FOR HOURS AND HOURS I’m just so addicted I love MMO I don’t even know what that means doe I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS GAME ITS SO COOL AND FUN I’m so addicted to it that I have it on iPad another iPad Xbox to AND AO MUCH MORE CONSOLES honestly the thing I love about it is it’s quality-music AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME ITS JUST SO ADDICTING I WOULD JUST SIT THERE AND WORRY BOUT NOTHING CAUSE IM SO ADDICTED TO THIS I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH I just wish they came out with a new one thoe and they were free THEY ARE JUST SO FUNNN AND ADDICTING.Poopyhead30008282Version: 1.9.7

This game is really importantHi. I’ve played this game before and I love it and I recommend it because it is good for your health. It is downloading right now and it’s taking a while but it is worth it. This game is very fun and easy. I get addicted to watching the goat jump on the trampoline because it is fun. I love exploring the city and enjoying life as a goat. I do not recommend playing this game in public because you might get some dirty looks as if what you are playing is odd. I still think that this game is very important and should be on everyone’s device whiteout anyway of deletion..Victoria loves goatsVersion: 1.9.7

Thanks for making me believe!So I guess the fact that this game is purposefully buggy has got everyone’s goat. Welp, let me just point something out to you entitled 10 year olds, this game was originally a physics test. And the developers were amazing enough to gift the utter goatliness to mankind. I hope you’re having a rotten day if you said this game is overpriced or too buggy you chauvinist swine! I have no idea what that means, but feminists say it. Anyway, take the crowbar you got for a hl3 prayer meeting and shove it down your wallet to get the money so you can buy this game. Peace!.JamesOfAppleVersion: 1.9.7

Good, but it crashesI have been playing Goat Simulator after I saw someone else play it and it looked like a lot of fun. And it is. I love how yo have to do certain quests to get goats and all the badges you can get. I love taking people to some random place maybe dropping them in the water or in the sewer. I love the quests with a “special prize” at the end such as a goat! My favorite quest was the kids vandalizing the school and you had to get them. The only problem is when it crashes. It will crash randomly when I am “licking” them or when there are many objects near. Please fix this. 👌.CookieDoooghVersion: 1.9.7

BEST SIM OF BEING A GOAT DESTOYNG THINGSIv herd that this gave yr dev LARGE bucks. Congrats 🎉🎈🎊🍾 For reaching more than 100,000,000 downloads. Add a nuke goat (that’s all that is bad) that summons a bomber on the 🗺 map chosing where the nuke is gonna be dropped. In side the half-nuke-circleclod, which is a arc expanding out the mushroom cloud and destroying HALF of the map and lasts for a minute. Humans inside the arc, must be burned and respawn at a bunker nuke free place. Then after all of the buildings are burnt into a crisp and whenever the crisis ends, they will be sent back to the map. It’s a fun game for a family game night and the fam playing fortnite and YOU PLAY This bad boi cuz IT EPIC cya 🙂.CamillypooVersion: 1.9.7

Small but annoying bugSo, as you may know, with the new update you can play as goats from the other simulators (if you have any). I have this game and Waste of Space. The bug is when you are playing as a cow in Goatville or Goat City Bay, your cow baas instead of mooing. But when you go to the school, you moo. I noticed something when you spawn in in Goatville and Goat City Bay. When you spawn in, it first shows a goat and then the cow, in the school it doesn't. Maybe thats why the cow baas in Goatville and Goat City Bay and not the school? I came here to ask: can you fix this?.Guinevere sVersion: 1.9.5

Great except....I love this game and all, like no offense it’s very interesting and fun although two things that could be better: 1 Glitches a lot. One time in the school map I kicked the prom queen into the wall and she couldn’t come out. 2 Crashes whenever it gets too crazy. But other then these small and often especially the first hilarious errors this game is about perfect. I have a iPad 7 and I used a iPad 3 before and there were many more crashes. So less recent devices may struggle in my opinion. But otherwise perfect app I would recommend downloading it..Rjwil2029Version: 1.9.7

A Message To Coffee Stain StudiosI do like the game but... a few updates would be nice? Why can’t you go to space? Why is Low Gravity Testing Facility gone? Also, where is Builder Goat and Uncle Goat? Those are my favorite goats. I guess you don’t need Uncle Goat since you have Spider Goat. But can you add Builder Goat and Uncle Goat to the modern console versions please? (PS4/Xbox One)Also can you add a feature to combine goats in the mobile version? Before I go away, thanks for making a mobile version of Goat Simulator because I like it so much! Sincerely, A big fan of Goat Simulator.Ct jinxVersion: 1.9.7

BEST SIMULATOR GAMEI Never Played Goat Simulator until i saw it on the App Store and I saw that Bundle of All 5 Goat Simulators Including the Original Goat Simulator. I bought the Bundle because I had the money and IT IS FUN. All 5 Goat Simulators Are AMAZING and i was glad i got the Bundle because All 5 Goat Simulators cost more than 7.99$ and When i saw this Bundle it was worth All 7.99$. The Thing i wish for is a New Goat Simulator Game Because more games, MORE FUN. If you will not make another Goat Simulator, It’s ok because the 5 Goat Simulators you have made is still GREAT. Keep up the Good Work and Funniest they Contain. 🐐🐐🐐.Rfurr789Version: 1.9.7

It’s a great game but I want something to start going againEver since goat simulator games have came out every year, I loved them, but when that stopped, I was sad. I want some new goat simulator games because I completed all of them. Here’s an idea, goat simulator cruise (I don’t got a good name for it) the map is basically a cruise ship, having 12 floor in the boat. It can be a made up boat or a boat from real life. I feel like it would make many fans happy that the games start being made again. I miss the new games being released..RibletbVersion: 1.9.7

So stinking awesome and funny!I thought this game was not going to be fun but when I played it on my cousins tablet I had to download it on mine when I first played it it made me laugh so hard I give it a five star rating but I have some just suggestions, I have found 17 trophies already but I can’t find the other two can you make it a little easier to find the last two trophies. And when you get in the other worlds they don’t track your trophies and what the heck does lick the sugar mean?.Hay day !!!!!!Version: 1.9.7

Love itVery funny I gave it only fours stars because there's still pointy food.Random person5851Version: 1.9.4

Give me meh money back from the unlock all goatsWhen I buy the goat all unlockable goats I woke up I the morning and when I play it I got kicked out when I play my goats were gone and my unlockable goats pls fix it :(.Felipe juicy lipsVersion: 1.9.7

Other goats pleaseCan you please add some more goats please. And can you please add some baby goats. And make them all sorts of colours please. And can you also add a goat that you can mate with. Other wise I love this game.SilvernightfuryVersion: 1.9.4

Hello, Coffee Stain Publishing.Your games are great! It would be great if there were more goats! Also maybe A new game too! Like a Jurassic version or time travel version or A Past like in cave men type game one of those. Anyways hope you make more games goats and more! Aiden out!.Aiden34Version: 1.9.7

Great! But…Great game but it always crashes and restarts all the quests I have already done, therefore I can’t get past goat villes quests.Meta132Version: 1.9.7

- OpMarcus7 on YoutubeIt’s pretty good! You can ragdoll and do missions and Headbutt things it’s fun! I would recommend people to purchase this it’s worth it..BlondirmVersion: 1.9.7

DogeCan you add the doge skin in the game because you can explode as doge.Jackrui jiangVersion: 1.9.7

I like goat simulator but it needs more maps and more goat powersYea sooo basically I like is game l just wish there was more to do you know more maps, more goat powers.Eye sore xVersion: 2.0.6

This for whoever thinks this is a scamIt’s not a scam. I know this because it works for me and it’s really fun! Maybe it just doesn’t work for your device or you haven’t reformatted your device. Sure you can rate one star if it doesn’t work your device the game supports and you reformatted it, but other than that, it’s stupid to say that a good game, with mostly 5 stars, is a scam! So... don’t. Say. It’s. A. Scam..IhgiuyguiVersion: 1.9.7

Add PCADD PC version.SixwgrVersion: 1.9.7

Great game!I’ve loved this game and I still do, please I recommend you play it..OfficerjeffVersion: 1.9.7

ReviewThis is way more appropriate because the pc version has rude humour and naughty words.SisissosjsishzjdhdidbhVersion: 2.0.6

Thank youThis game made my childhood and now that goat simulator 3 is on the game pass I can finally play it my childhood is made.VuchfckhhipVersion: 2.0.6

This game is so goodIt’s so good you should add Messi the goat spam that star button baby ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ noice 😎developers really nailed that one.JJ AstorVersion: 2.0.6

Love itThis was that one game I would wake up early to play love you’re new game goat sim 3 keep up the work.DtgvrdrVersion: 2.0.6

Happy with it!Super fun game of my childhood. Get it, definitely worth it..Conrad campos CCICVersion: 2.0.6

Buy pocket editionI love this game but it’s super laggy. and people if you want to have The other games free, get goat sim pocket edition. you can buy Things with goat bucks instead of real money. Buy pocket edition Please. It’s just a few goat bucks.Unikitty 2315Version: 2.0.6

Plz add another goatPlz make there be like a striped goat (zebra) it would be cool if you added one and also a mammoth too that would be cool also and in payday the balloon people or things disappear when there very high.Samantha honest smithVersion: 2.0.6

Controller support?So I love this game. It’s ridiculous and fun and a great time killer. BUT, for some reason it will not work with my Backbone controller. I’ve used a ps4 controller in the past and that worked but I cannot get the Backbone controller to work! The Backbone website says it’s supported, the app itself says it’s controller supported, so what gives??.ChrisD81Version: 2.0.6

Good funIm a big fan but i dont find people liking it i dont know why tuo :/.Game cooolVersion: 2.0.6

Fast goatPlease add a cheetah.Madison amorVersion: 2.0.5

Space!Unlock anti-gravity goat then find any old trampoline in the open then bounce on it until you get the highest bounce then press POW at the right moment(when you just leave the trampoline to go up(this is extreme timing!))and then you’ll see yourself go up and up until you slowly fall down! Try this in game!(vanilla goat simulator!).Bbygrl1976Version: 2.0.6

Can’t waitAmazing game, can’t wait for Goat sim 3!.WizcgdfVersion: 2.0.6

Good gameAfter all the time I have played it I can say a had a lot of fun playing it as some bugs make it even funnier and I enjoy it very much and this game deserves a five star..DaSilva66Version: 2.0.6

This is the best game everI love this game.4_MinionsVersion: 2.0.5

Change the update pls!!!!I love this game and played it since i was a lil kiddo but the new update makes your camera zoomed in which makes it so much harder to see where your goat is moving and then ur running into walls and things:/ please atleast give it an option to where your camera pov will be at! please and thankyou with a cherry top.Polly04493Version: 2.0.5

Goat poopJust because well all living organisms well Hass to go because it just seems unright and not literally going for an hour just seems unnecessary.Girl1625Version: 2.0.5

Love itSo stupid and I love it I myself am amazingly stupid so this is a compliment.ThegoodtimeguyVersion: 2.0.5

Hate itMy progress got deleted and I had to start over again.KexjsasVersion: 2.0.5

Amazing gameThis game is amazing but it needs more updates and more goats.Fresh yummy tomatoVersion: 2.0.5

It’s so funnyThis game is fun and funny.NikkiRanVersion: 2.0.5

It’s good but this?Whenever I play it the control are a different colour to the pictures and it looks weirder I’m confused !.SkskdkdkdkskkdVersion: 2.0.5

Deleted my goatsWhenever I unlock goats and close the app and then the next time I play I no longer have those goats, please fix that..80's VanVersion: 2.0.5

I bought the fantasy pack A while agoI bought it a while ago and I tried to restore purchases and it’s not showing up.PurpleBranchVersion: 2.0.5

You took my moneyEvery time I power off my phone it resets all of my goats including the premium goats I PAID for.None the less it is a good game..Lil nigginsVersion: 2.0.5

EAdd multiplayer.84ng1eVersion: 2.0.5

IMessage goat stickersGood game but where did the goat stickers go.IOSAn123Version: 2.0.5

You have to pay for everything😡You have to pay for everything and I would rate it 5 stars if you don’t have to pay for everything, otherwise it’s a really fun game it’s adorable and hilarious please make more games and more levels that you don’t have to pay for and I would like if you can play with people all around the world but reallly reallly fun!!!!🙂🙂🙂🙂🤪🤪🤪.FugkmkgvhvgkuhgvgvgVersion: 2.0.5

Fun gameIt’s a nice game I like it but with the new update it wants me to bye the game pass goats I already bought I hope this is gust a little glitch but over all it’s a fun game.Check with the DDDVersion: 2.0.5

Update errorAfter the app updated, I lost all my purchased packs. Please fix..DddddberVersion: 2.0.5

AwesomeGreat game!.MaxC4m101Version: 2.0.4

Stop it from crashingCould you please stop the crashing.Laylaalim12341Version: 1.9.7

AmazingI love pls update it more.BobzstarrVersion: 1.9.7

YayYayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayYayayayayayYayayayayayayayayay fun game.{SuSBoI}€£¥€€*¥£*^Version: 1.9.7

Omg it’s goat sim on iPhone! Like if this game isn’t alone worth playing on a smartphoneI must have bought this game 6 times on console, pc and Switch. I must pwn it a 7th time!.HexHexJoVersion: 1.9.7

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Goat Simulator Negative Reviews

It almost broke my phone!!! Remove the glitchesSo one day I was playing this game because I like this game a lot and it’s fun to see all of the skins and goats like glitch but, when I was in the middle of doing something on this app my phone blacked out and I couldn’t see anything even though my phone was at full percent and it just randomly shut off!! I was able to reset it and turn it back on and after I did that I immediately deleted all of the goat simulator games because I did not want it doing that again. I would have rated this a zero star because it almost broke my phone so I recommend they remove the glitches before some bad things happens to people’s phones! I never played this game again and I don’t wanna risk it breaking my pc, xbox, or my phone because those were expensive. So I recommend for the devs to remove all of the glitches and make the game less glitchy! have a nice evening!.Shiba barks lolVersion: 1.9.7

Problems with new updateThe latest update is better looking, but has a problem with the goat selections. I can’t get the Cheer Goat to work anywhere else besides Buck to School- even then, I have to keep re-earning it each time because it won’t save. It was available in each level of the game before, and there maybe other missing goats, too. Also, I’m not a fan of the larger buttons on the iPad version. Even set to the smallest setting, they are still a little too big and extend too far into the screen area. I prefer the previous version over this new one. I wish that they added more levels to the existing game instead. The bugs were what made the game interesting!.DoberfanVersion: 2.0.5

Deviland swear wordsSo.. I have been playing for 2-3 years and then I played it almost every day and every day I played it we had a bad spirit in our house something was off when I played it with my volume in front of my mom and we noticed that there was bad words and my mom looked it up and it turned out that it did and in one review the same thing happens to me my screen went blank then I saw a red goat it looked like the devil and my mom searched up on it more and I turned out that a goat stands for the devil and my mom banned me from it and so it’s not the best game in the world but I’ve seen better so all the kids out there DONT DOWNLOAD And creaters sorry if I sound rude but it’s just my opinion sorry bye please respond if wanted bye 🤞🏻.Sean&DevonVersion: 1.9.7

Complete RipoffAs a user of the PC version, I have to say this is an absolute waste of money. To start off, the graphics are garbage, certain locations in different maps were completely removed or changed, the new interface and menus are horrible, and if that wasn't enough, they have micro transactions to unlock all the goats. Not to mention Goat MMO Simulator is an additional 8 bucks, whereas the PC version includes it entirely for free. You want to experience this game? Get on PC or console..SaxonyodaVersion: 1.9.4

Just updated it and now it keeps crashing!Please fix it keeps crashing.Frodo140!Version: 1.9.5

This is so annoying trashy updates greedy peopleWen I buy a skin bundle in this game wen this update it deleted everything I’ve done in this game and wen you want to buy a new map it is so expensive even wen I did it wanted more money this game is horrible even minecraft is better even though I hate minecraft this game is not good in my opinion last thing is why do you want more money and please make it so that wen this game updates it dose not delete progress please fix the bugs I was talking about please and thank you..BfegujVersion: 2.0.6

I bought 3 goat packsWhen I did not update it when I bought the 3 goat packs it worked but when I updated it is rest all of the purchases and I have to buy them again 😡.Samkuilt6Version: 2.0.5

To owner of goat simI lost all my goats that I spent money on.The ither meVersion: 1.9.7

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